Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Matt Gaetz’s ‘To Catch a Predator’ Moment

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jimmy-kimmel-reveals-matt-gaetzs-to-catch-a-predator-moment

“Speaking of great acting, you want to see something funny?” the late-night host asked.

With that he cut to a clip of a speech Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) made on the floor of the House this week in favor of a bill that aims to eliminate forced arbitration in sexual-assault cases—while currently under federal investigation for allegedly s*x trafficking minors.

“The fine print should be a reason that someone is more likely to endure sexual harassment in the workplace,” Gaetz declared, “or, more likely, to evade consequence as the result of predatory behavior.”

“But what if the predator is inside the House… of Representatives?” Kimmel asked in response. He then asked, “How great would it have been if Chris Hansen had walked in right at that moment and took him away?” referring to the To Catch a Predator host, who had his own run-in with the authorities last year.

From there, Kimmel moved on to “new information on the documents and items our former Predator-In-Chief grabbed inappropriately on his way out the door” of the White House.

Among the materials Trump is said to have illegally taken to Mar-a-Lago is the map of Hurricane Dorian’s trajectory that he comically edited with a Sharpie.

“Why he took that, I don’t know,” Kimmel said. “It seemed like that was one of the few genuinely embarrassing moments for Trump. He got very defensive about it. He probably took it home to flush it down a gold-plated potty or something.”

“I don’t know what I love more,” he added, “the fact that he kept that map or the fact that it’s now in the National Archives so future generations may gaze upon its awesome stupidity.”

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NotLikeOtherFoids prin/cess 2yr ago #1354342

Donald Trump was the greatest president of modern times, change my mind

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Cuckyspringfield they/them 2yr ago #1352924

Kimmel can go frick himself

Slippery_Jim Trans/Lives Is publically friends with Turkey Tom 2yr ago #1352849

So, anyway...

So my girlfriends friend has been staying with us for a while now. I'm going to be Frank and admit he and I don't get along. He has some anger management issues and has been abusive both to my girlfriend and me in the past. I have spoken to her about this but she's not willing to break up the friendship and I guess I'm a pushover when it comes to her happiness so there it is.

I do most of the cooking, cleaning etc. around the house and last week I had cooked chili con carne for dinner. Although everyone said it was fine it was apparently too spicy for my girlfriend and her friend who could only eat a few mouthfuls. They ordered pizza and I said I would finish what was left of the chili. It did give me something of an upset stomach and I was quite unwell. I won't go into the details but I found it helpful to get in the shower and use the shower nozzle to provide relief to my more intimate parts.

A few days ago my girlfriend's friend started getting a burning sensation in his eye. The whole eye became very red and bloodshot. He went to the doctor and was told he had a serious eye infection and has been referred to a specialist. I had let slip about how I had coped with my intimate problems to my girlfriend and she told her friend. He pinned me by my neck to the wall and screamed at me that he could go blind.

Unfortunately my mother was visiting and decided to intervene saying he had no right to speak to me like that. My parents are the leaseholders on the house and they have insisted that my girlfriend's friend should leave. My girlfriend has went through it with me and said she is unhappy with how much I am under my parents control. She is saying that if her friend is kicked out then it's a clear sign that she should go too.

I am going to address what many of you are already thinking: no, she is not having an affair. My girlfriend has a severe sexual disfunction which makes intimacy difficult for her. We have worked together to find progress as I always believed that s*x is not the only thing that is important in a relationship. Her friend has always been supportable of her as well and he has a girlfriend of his own so this is not what's going on.

She has other emotional issues due to her family background and she has "acted up" (her words) in the past, but I worry that I am not addressing her feelings. Perhaps she is right and I should be more assertive with my Mom.

My girlfriend and I have been through so much and I realise I may be being self centered in hoping that she thought my help was necessary or needed. I just can't believe that she would let it all go so easily.