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Spal told me I have to post this or he'll twist my fricking head off. Also, new snappy quote that please @Aevann?? Anyway, two fricking r-slurs duke it out, enjoy !metashit <3
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN THE WOODS WITH?
Continued below enyoy
TLDR: spal admits to being one of the people on duolicious or whatever that shit was called. tack says he should go on love on the spectrum. spal says he would love a tistic gf. tack says 'no r-slur, i'm calling YOU an r-slur.' spal says he will twist this guy's head off, tries to gofundme a boston trip, invites him to a brewery. tack says 'i'm not going to a straggy brewery, also can we go see the sox play?'. spal says he wants to be super famous for legal reasons. the end.
EDIT I'LL MARSIFY IT GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE FRICKING LAZY
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Everyone, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be out of commission for a while.
— Voultar (@Voultar) May 18, 2024
Someone ransacked my lab last night. Almost everything has been destroyed.
Nothing was stolen, just destroyed. It looks like some of the online threats managed to materialize.
I don't have the money toโฆ pic.twitter.com/0qHMP97OQP
The claim
The Damage
The evidence
The lack of evidence- the cameras just happened to not be recording
The counternarrative
1. Your shelving isn't handling that weight and your setup's all r-slurred
2. If this were malicious, why not go after expensive stuff like the computers & 3D printers? Why not scatter all that tiny shit organized into the small shelves? Why only frick up that one shelf and scatter a few xboxs and snes cartridges? Why not steal... anything?
Smart twitter dramanauts are already discussing
What's your verdict dramacourt?
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Congress has given us the power to seize Russian assets in the U.S., and we intend to use it.
— Department of State (@StateDept) May 19, 2024
We are working with @G7 partners to see that Russiaโs immobilized sovereign assets are used to remedy the damage Putin continues to cause in Ukraine. - @SecBlinken pic.twitter.com/QxJl1cwQYO
@J love sucking peepee
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They're both TERRIBLE literature.ย (47)
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Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift is mostly a satire of the more left-wing Enlightenment thinkers and Whig Party politics. I'm more left-wing, and that was about the only piece of right-wing satire I've seen that I thought was actually done well. (46)
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Mishima is 100% hardcore right-wing. Even tried to stage a coup to restore the monarch and killed himself because it failed. (60)
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Crime and Punishment is weird because it keeps telling you over and over how stupid the communist character is but never once is he shown to be anything but very intelligent. (102)
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Sure, heinlein criticizes communism, but to extrapolate anti-Chinese racism from a critique of communism is an insane leap of logic and, I might add, mildly racist in and of itself. (0)
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โผ๏ธ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: One of the conspirators in the DRC coup attempt is an American citizen named Benjamin Reuben.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 19, 2024
-> Why is an American participating in a coup in the DRC? https://t.co/UqIZlc5zln pic.twitter.com/LoWL7Mi8y4
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