hard candy is a film about a p-do which i have never seen and will never see especially because it has elliot/ellen page in it who i hate. elliot page is a p-do and right wing.

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"we're going to bomb u so u can become more powerful" - amerikkka during ww2. scum

look at the "comments number" (22) vs actual comments (3). See the OP of that post for the shadowbanned comments.

I have a poem:

> Roses are red

> Bussy is fab

> Always remember that AJAB

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the site for a server upgrade wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this site is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the bussy and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this site closed for the sake of server upgrades. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

trump and his scum will live in infamy-january is when he started it. trump and nabokov and j-pan and france are all bullshit-i took the gloves off and attacked them for it but they attacked me for no reason, i've done nothing wrong and then these days nazis/p-dos get celebrated

I just want the 4-5 of you downvoting every one of my comments to know that I get a bigger dopamine rush from hate than any form admiration 🥰☺️😝😳😱🤗

Lol imagine using python lol imagine using python to run node commands lol imagine forking ruqqus

I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didn’t change at all. All of you here are so fricking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your “jokes” on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the s*x and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say “oh I’m almost about to get 69 karma haha funny”????? You’re not. Saying “peepee” or when asked to say a joke “my life” isn’t fricking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of “humour” for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. “So leave the sub” that won’t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your “jokes”. Develop a sense of humor or just get out😐

So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.

Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.

At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.

While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as frick, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my butt, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.

Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my butt faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my butthole clean after that!

Moral of the story: Keep your darn legs crossed on waterslides.