inb4 Sweden sent 5000 Pansarskott m/86 (AT-4), not Robot 57 (NLAW) but whatevs

c'mon you frickers this is sad

I know this was already submitted as serious but that's just not acceptable

the degree to which this is sad necessitates that I fudge the url to submit it again with the proper framing

Did Fang Fang tell you that? Because she got you again. It’s illegal to be a Nazi in Germany.

He is a member of the Bundestag representing the AFD - and he came to the 4th of July party like every member of the Bundestag. https://t.co/bftP5Es9aL

— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) March 8, 2022

With a pint of stout in one hand, me prick in the other. Pissing down one hundred and thirty eight feet on top of the populace waiting for the tram to Dalkey and them all thinking it was a spot of rain. That will give you just an introduction to the fact that I am the most evil scoundrel that any of youse ever met. I am an itinerant. And betimes I am a hospital porter. Humping the female corpses. The breath out of some of them would kill you. When I don’t like the look of someone dying in the bed, I give the undertaker measurements six inches too short for the coffin so’s the legs have to be broken to get the dead bugger in. When it comes to living and breathing women I am mad on them graduates of the higher institutions of learning. When I am not fricking a woman in peace then I am at war and am given to violence of a violent nature. I am an unreformed informer. Sentenced to death in the absence of my presence, by the high command of the Irish Republican Army. I would beat an old defenceless lady out of two pence. Ah, you’d ask, what is there good about me, I’ll tell you. As a true example of the native treachery and viciousness I could be a great tourist attraction. And a living warning of the villain that you’d do well to keep well away from.

Fight over this.

Self-explanatory. It seems like everybody else who likes vampires vanished off of the face of the internet, and when coupled with my high school graduation + every Hot Topic shutting down in 2014, it feels impossible to find people who still like White Wolf RPGs. So when I learned that we had a sub devoted to vampire media, I was overjoyed. Would anybody be down to do an online Vampire: the Masquerade campaign? I can play or DM, but historically I was my group's forever DM so I would like to play. I know Revised Edition and 20th Anniversary Edition, I don't like that nWoD and 5e SJW shit.

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You have been blessed by the luckiest trio of Marseys!

By the Grace of the Immaculate Marsey of the Sacred Heart, she will ensure you end the day a winner!

Next, we have the Lunar Year of the Tiger Marsey to protect your winnings and intimidate any would be detractors!

Last but certainly not least, the Maneki-neko (Lucky Cat) Marsey would bring ALL the good luck to you. That tireless arm of hers she uses to greet and allure invite any high-rollers for you to gamble with! What those "high-rollers" don't now is that our Lucky Cat Marsey also drains the luck of all the "high rolllers" so as to give you an even higher edge!

LET'S DEAL!

I'd like to show you all the tags&notes but this site's design is so fricking atrocious how is anyone still using that