These are real quotes from the real Top of the top, TOP MIND. Random picks in no specific order. You decide what #1 should be. Remember these are not my words. Please don't kill the messenger.
1 6 comments 2018-11-27 omnipresenthuman
Drama in r/legaladvice when churchtards triggered by “happy holidays” harass thrift shop owner.
1 1 comments 2018-11-27 Ghdust2
David Beckham's word of the day calendar is "ephebophilia"
1 6 comments 2018-11-27 REDDIT_IN_MOTION
User finds out his finance has been bullying his best friend. Said user still stays with his finance even after being told to run away by r/relationship_advice.
1 18 comments 2018-11-27 Ghdust2
Spongebob died 🤥
1 4 comments 2018-11-27 Inceltiers
WoW incels upset that drawing has cleavage just like a character in game.
1 12 comments 2018-11-27 dramallllama
A /r/Drama user gets tricked.
1 13 comments 2018-11-27 caliberoverreaching
Thots when Daddy Taxes knocks on the door
1 15 comments 2018-11-27 A4QualityPaper
Bronies (adult fans of My Little Pony) have somewhat of a pedophilic vibe over them • r/unpopularopinion
1 10 comments 2018-11-27 Babyfucktoy
Is Daddy at war with brown people? r/news debates whether or not Mexicans are considered people.
1 1 comments 2018-11-27 DoctahDank
A weaboo getting exactly what he deserves.
1 8 comments 2018-11-27 ReichSmasher2018
/r/Drama IRL
1 107 comments 2018-11-27 Ultrashitposter
A border officer shoots an explosive gender reveal target setting off a wild fire of drama
1 18 comments 2018-11-27 callaghanrs
Top mod of /r/drama nukes his account after posting and stickying false pedo accusations of The Prince. RIP
1 381 comments 2018-11-27 snallygaster
G*mers aren't happy with the latest Bethesda trainwreck
1 91 comments 2018-11-27 seenten
Birb
1 12 comments 2018-11-27 LightUmbra
let's have a moment of silence for Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob, that died recently
1 94 comments 2018-11-27 MasterLawlz (self.drama)
Streetshitter drama in r/UpliftingNews
1 3 comments 2018-11-28 Honk4Tits (self.drama)
Streetshitter drama in r/UpliftingNews
1 1 comments 2018-11-28 Honk4Tits (self.drama)
You. Are RUINING. LIVES!!
1 30 comments 2018-11-28 ShitsureiKamisama
We must prepare for the dogfuckercide
1 3 comments 2018-11-28 templesthataum (self.drama)
You thought me gone, but mircy never dies
1 182 comments 2018-11-28 Cyberized
Guy in Seattle had never heard thunder, a commenter was surprised
1 11 comments 2018-11-28 LakeFire- (self.drama)
free poncho 2k18
1 0 comments 2018-11-28 StingAuer (self.drama)
Scammers pirate and sell open source addon; threaten cyber police when called out
1 1 comments 2018-11-28 ineedmorealts
"But... but.. women!" Screamed the obese sexless Male feminists who are surviving past the great Gamergate War.
1 106 comments 2018-11-28 Neon_needles
OP of r/NiceGuys post ends up being a NiceGirl
1 24 comments 2018-11-28 badazzmfergetLIT
My friend is a bit slow and new to reddit, can you help her instigate some drama? If you do she will send you some of her selfies.
1 5 comments 2018-11-28 SkynetJusticeWarri0r
Thinking of you while doing math homework :)
1 2 comments 2018-11-28 caliberoverreaching
Wait I need some help :(
1 23 comments 2018-11-28 caliberoverreaching