!spongebob why did spongebop say this?

Today's topic: Cars and which one you drive. I start:

I'm proud of my Gookbox Hyundai I10

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little peepeelet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a c*nt.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGPEEPEE can appreciate.

i then frick them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

I need a lobotomy

I would rather be a Favela monkey than a 5 something Asian guy in a majority white country

I'd switch the cola for a coke zero and of course we only smoke menthols around these parts. What's your personal heaven bros? !incels

Avoiding the opposite gender will not bring you peace.
The blackpillers can't stop complaining about women.
The redfems can't stop complaining about men.

The guys who take this redpill stuff and apply it are currently sitting silence while their girl is researching Fall…

— Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 (@CaudilloNuclear) October 1, 2024

Even if a girl did nothing wrong ever I would still resent her easy life her family that loves her carefree childhood her friends that care about her ect.

The raw anger I feel that foids can just waltz through life on tutorial mode and never face any adversity or suffering would make me despise even a perfect girl.

At this point I want to give up on the idea of a relationshit and just have friends but even that seems out of reach.

Literally just a plot device to have an excuse for Male and female characters to meet up I don't buy this shit I've never seen it happen it's not real

See a woman on the street with no tits. Now picture her with bigger tits in your head. Does she seem more attractive with bigger tits? If the answer is yes then that means you are not a libertarian. If the answer is both are fine then you might be a non-practicing libertarian. The guys who are attracted to all body types. If the answer is an absolute no then you are a libertarian or probably gay and in self denial.

The way I see it, there are two types of libertarians. Brain damaged libertarians. Those who are attracted to the personality of a 14 or 16 year old, and body proportion based libertarians, those who are attracted to women with skinny body types akin to a teenage girl.

For legal purposes pedophilia is defined as an attraction to children, but in practice if you are attracted to adult women who look exactly like children, have the proportions of children, and behave like children, then that to me suggests a libertarian covering his tracks to ensure they don't go to jail for diddling kids while still going after flat women.

This is why you should never trust a man with a girlfriend or wife with small tits, because he is either sexually attracted to the child body type, or was too cowardly to go after an actually attractive woman.

A body type on a woman with small breasts is an underdeveloped woman and just as you shouldn't encourage people going after underdeveloped men, you should also not encourage or support people going after underdeveloped women.

It's not their fault their bodies did not grow properly but we should not encourage normalizing the tastes of pedophilic men.

These are all my personal opinions.

Conclusion: You should not go after women who are smaller than C - cups as they are all genetically libertarian bait. It's not their fault but we must let them go extinct to stop pedophilia spreading.

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