i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little peepeelet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a c*nt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGPEEPEE can appreciate.
i then frick them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
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!metashit this is 100% real
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Capyvan! no....
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How could the average possibly be 4
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2 billion pajeets
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It's bigger if u measure from the base
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Theres an extra 2 inches inside your groin, so do your cockpulls in your free time.
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And if she/he can't grind hard enough
to capitalize on that then it's a skill issue.
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Maybe he means circumference? Lol
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Is girth not circumference?
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circumference only applies to cylinders
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Fat. Pink. Mast.
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That is what Greatest Fantasy Writing of all time sounds like
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CHODE
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Lmao what is this site you linked?
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Ive been around a while
and have no clue what this is. The formatting is so fricked it feels like an external archive of some other site.
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it's a very serious forum for lawyers
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The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
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Cumming fast to own the libs
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Aryan conquest. You wouldn't understand. R*pe and pillage (bad s*x and steal her mutt son's fruit snacks on the way out)
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It's that priceless moment when she says "who are you going to please with that?" and you're like "uhh myself?"
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This man is either delusional or has an inchoate humiliation fetish.
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Creative writing
Foids lack the mind for measurements, you could convince one 5" is at least 7
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Yeah you can tell them a 5 is a 7, but then they'll just think 7 inches is small
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This is the real reason why tall men date short women
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Its how Pete Davidson butt banged Ye's wife and that Arianna Grande chick.
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Kanye screaming over the phone that his wife is getting fricked by a white boy with a 9" peepee is still one of the most ITS SO OVER moments of all time
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You know it's probably big when Pete has publicly made jokes about it not being that big.
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9 inch kosher salami.
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You get the best deli deals on Staten island I frickin tell ya what
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Nah, it's because he's funny.
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White people...
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..fine that was actually funny
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Nah, he was half raised by a pimp or something like that. Learned the way of the foid. The huge peepee seals the deal though.
Davidson is funny in a
way.
This is probably more accurate and an act of cuckoldry.
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And Kate Beckinsale.
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Still would.
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Kate Beckinsale is worth 1000 Kim Kardashians and Ariana grandes. Pete has casually despoiled her.
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5 inches is considered small? I thought it would be 4. This is very unsettling.
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5 inches is considered small? I thought it would be 7. This is very unsettling.
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Sounds gay tbqfh
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VERY gay
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Snapshots:
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119551&forum_id=2:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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TINY WHITE PECKERS
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Lmao
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someone says this
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