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How hard is it to bang one of those cosplayer chicks?

I've managed to get laid yoloing on business apps in the past but always wanted to frick one of those cosplayer chicks. :marseygeisha: Think I could pull it off if I went as some cosplay that involves a suit? :marseythinkorino:I can go to whatever event, wherever in the US. Just want to

1. bang a cosplayer chick who's in costume

2. no using any dating apps

I'm thinking I could pull off the classic "In town for business but wanted to check out the event" with the light hallmark slop story. I've never gone to one of these cosplay events btw :marseyshrug: thought they were too nerdy

Thanks in advance :marseythanks:

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Extremely difficult. Nigh impossible. Don't even try.

>I've managed to get laid

Oh. It'll be super easy then.

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My knowledge is a bit old, but back in 2008 to 2015 if you offered them a handle of vodka (they get to keep the leftover vodka) and weed/coke they'll pretty much do whatever you want.

If you want the foids just tossing themselves at you while wearing a suit, for the least amount of effort, I would pick one of the following

Kento Nanami: You might get to gut-punch foids if you pick this fellow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17185169858207777.webp

Loid Forger: You'll get Yor sluts.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17185169860851383.webp

Said Yor sluts.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171851698710578.webp

Spike Spiegel

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17185169878360362.webp

Tatsu the House Husband. Any gay apron works.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17185169878917835.webp

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back in 2008 to 2015 if you offered them a handle of vodka (they get to keep the leftover vodka) and weed/coke they'll pretty much do whatever you want.

This isn't specific to cosplay though, this is all foids

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So just wear a suit lol

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actual strats here

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I like being helpful in my middle age! :marseyembrace:

Its that or buy a Toyota Supra and wrap it around a tree.

I'm saving that for my 40-60s honestly.

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>just go to an anime con and start offering coke and weed to people in hopes of fricking them what could go wrong chud

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At cons? Nothing. Cops dont exist inside. ACAB! :marseyindignant:

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THIS NEIGHBOR ASKING WEEBSTRAGS HOW TO GET LAID

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!gaystapo, I knew !anime was degenerate, but this is a bridge too far. :marseyanimegenocide: :marseyhomohitler:

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ITS PRIDE MONTH :marseydownvotemad:

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A lot of them are whores. Probably the only ones who will bang you with the costume on.

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speaking of cosplay thots, how hard did this foid eventually slam into the wall?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17185300087758524.webp

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mach speed probs

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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Should be easy, they are slores and the competition in weeb conventions isn't exactly sterling

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