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Also God needs your foreskin :#marseyshapiro:

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so you're saying you need to chop up animals to make Sky Daddy happy again if you do something bad?

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God also needs you to sack Constantinople and make sure to tip your local Venetians :#marseycrusader:

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okay but that's real

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It's a metaphor

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of???

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Taylor Swift, obviously. Remember the Kardashian/Kanye thing?

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muh dik

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I don't mind talking snakes but they should have the sssssssssss~ snake lisp. :marseyindignant:

That's how you know the bible is false

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imagine using obvious allegory in your story and everyone ends up taking it serious. christcels are fricking retarted

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I got a snake right here. It doesn't talk but it will make you moan

:#marseychadthundercock:

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:#marseycricket2:

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