This is the most insane part of Papism, if you don't eat your cracker which is Jesus' literal body btw, you will get chased down by angry lunatics

The spirit is transferred immediately and the Host detransubstantiates

!atheists come laugh at this guy being angry that's it's not the good ol' days where people could be beaten for daring to make a joke at his fairy tale's expense.

lol China's literally harvesting Muslim organs and enslaving their women and the heckin based warriors of Allah are begging Xi to let them suck his peepee. Theists only have as much power as you allow them.

You're some creepy middle aged larper with trauma over an abusive marriage (or so you claim)

You HATE being reminded of that so much that of course you'd respect people who have the "bravery" (lmao) of chimping out and killing people over words

You've got the emotional maturity of a five year old/BIPOC

Christian evangelicals would likewise have a lot more respect for him

"Evangelicals" are waiting for a rightoid pope so they can openly proclaim their subservience to the Catholic Church. They'll form an unholy alliance, rightoid globohomo.

Counter point:

Mao was right and China will win.

The fact that Christians don't go on killing sprees every time they see something they don't like makes them a thousand times better. You won't see me posting about Muslims because it would be unfunny chud seethe instead of silly shitposts like this.

To be very clear, catholicism is not Christianity, catholics are not Christians, and the pope is the Whore of Babylon.

Glad we cleared that up.

It is not their love of mankind, but the impotence of their love of mankind that keeps the Christians of today from burning us.

That's a pretty small percentage of zoomers tho, most zoomers care way less about religion, than any generation before them.

why even BE christian if you won't subscribe to transubstantiation?

!Catholics

I grew up in an East Orthodox denomination and was taught it is a metaphor. No clue why Catholics think it is literally but they are fricking kitties about it. You will never be as weird as Orthodox Chadstians.

I've seen priests of my church eat the communion that comes out of babies mouths.

Our communion is warm water and wine with pieces of bread floating around and the priest CAN NOT allow any to be spilled.

The priest breaks a chunk of bread off with this long butt spoon and its basically a soup. So it falls out a lot.

Nieighbors are lucky if they catch it on the cloth they hold.

THESE WILD NEIGHBORS WILL EAT IT OFF THE FLOOR!

26 And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body.

27 And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;

28 For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.

29 But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.''

Wow, Catholic's practice something from the bible. So fricking weird, amirite?

R-slur.

I was about to say, I grew up Lutheran and the pastor always said that's a metaphor and you didn't have to partake if you didn't want to. Not the literal fricking body of Christ Catholics man

bro, lutherism keeps to the same faith as catholics about the Eucharist. if your pastor said so, consider burning him at the stake (ironically, because this is /h/atheism (otherwise iw doul have been (unironically)))))

You have to eat it basically as soon as you get it, the Host might otherwise be taken to be desecrated. You can't be too safe these days

I've run into quite a few stoners who would offer me free weed and demand that I smoke with them. They just couldn't stand it if I didn't join them.

No, some drug dealers genuinely will offer you free drugs. It's not an insidious marketing scheme, though. It's because they're losers and that's the only way people will hang out with them.

I infiltrated one at site in a forest in Germany around 1417. They had all kinds of events going on. Like witches riding around on broomsticks and people dunking their heads in a stream in some profane mockery of baptism. The worst was that they had some unbaptized babies ready to put in the stew. One of my friends is a priest and he did a quick emergency baptism when the cooks weren't looking. You should have seen their faces when they realized their ingredients were ruined!

Oh no wait, I did all this in the sprawling epic 1992 RPG Darklands.

The subdeacon brings forth the chamber pot and presents it to the nun, who has come forward. The nun lifts her habit and urinates into the font. As she passes water, the deacon addresses the congregation

Then they stick a wafer in a naked lady's girl-peepee while somebody rants in French about how Jesus is fake and/or gay.

That's what I've been told. Hot commodity at the supposedly ubiquitous black masses that happen all the time

Yeah, witchcraft is probably more popular with zoomfoids than Catholicism is. Most people who walk off with their Eucharist don't have any malicious intent but it's better to be safe than sorry.