Trump uses McCatholic rhetoric in a generic prayer tweet, his McChristian fanbase answers his prayers but not without some argument

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about… pic.twitter.com/Z3RoeGUslh

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2024

THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF ST MICHAEL HAVE BEEN INVOKED

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) September 30, 2024

THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF ST MICHAEL HAVE BEEN INVOKED

Reminder that Jack Posobiec made his entire post-2016 career from stanning for Trump, including attempting to livestream a child's birthday party because of pizzagate

Chill out bro.

— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) September 30, 2024

Chill out bro

Another chud (he's more focused on anti-DEI from a New Atheist perspective) is surprisingly brave enough to call out an eceleb with more followers than him

Colin Wright then parodies Jack Posobiec's tweet with a comparison to show how fictional Christianity is:

NARSIL THE SWORD OF ELENDIL HAS BEEN REFORGED! ANDÚRIL NOW FLAMES IN THE HAND OF ARAGORN! https://t.co/foJ8AqUCd9

— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) September 30, 2024

NARSIL THE SWORD OF ELENDIL HAS BEEN REFORGED! ANDÚRIL NOW FLAMES IN THE HAND OF ARAGORN!

Make no mistake, our nation is under spiritual attack. Politics isn’t just politics… it’s a battle of good versus evil, spiritual warfare. I’m glad Pres. Trump recognizes this. May God have mercy on our nation.

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) September 30, 2024

Make no mistake, our nation is under spiritual attack. Politics isn't just politics… it's a battle of good versus evil, spiritual warfare. I'm glad Pres. Trump recognizes this. May God have mercy on our nation.

We are literally in a battle between good and evil.

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) September 30, 2024

We are literally in a battle between good and evil.

The above 2 are extreme examples of , note the reference to "spiritual warfare", it looks like she wants to return to Satanic Panic level christian hysteria. And why do "meme magic" tards almost always end up being uncritical Trump stans?

AMEN 🙏 SPRAED LOVE ❤️ pic.twitter.com/w26iu5OsH9

— connor (@ConnorEatsPants) September 30, 2024

A live-streamer and dream SMP member replies with an unfunny wholesome boomer meme (It's literally 2024, 2 lines of impact font are outdated)

do you have any idea just how ridiculous you sound

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 30, 2024

do you have any idea just how ridiculous you sound

And Jeff Tiedrich was just beginning to end his twitter addiction, unfortunately Trump has forced him to relapse with a reply

I can see him almost giggling when his team told him they were going to start posting stuff like this.

It is such an (almost blatant) joke.

— Man in the sky (@MikePeace_) September 30, 2024

I can see him almost giggling when his team told him they were going to start posting stuff like this.

It is such an (almost blatant) joke.

Clearly it had to be a joke, ignore the fact that most of his fans will take it seriously

I pray for your conversion to the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Mr. President.

— speckzo 🇻🇦 (@ExtremePapist) September 30, 2024

I pray for your conversion to the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Mr. President.

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see No True Christianity, this time it's from a

6'5. 131 IQ. GROYPER. Catholic integralist. 1 wife, 3 kids, 2 dogs.

who's current twitter banner is a selfie with Nick Fuentes

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God Wins

— Real Ben Garrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) September 30, 2024

God Wins

The racist cartoonist sto-Ben Garrison responds with an extremely overused Qanon catchphrase

He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏
Please protect all of our military personnel. 🙏🇺🇲

Thank you all for your trust, faith, and patriotism.
We are privileged to serve you.
Please PRAY for those who would lay down their lives to protect our FREEDOM.
You… pic.twitter.com/yj8nRznaG3

— anna⚜🦅🇮🇶🇺🇸 (@annan_85) September 30, 2024

He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏

Please protect all of our military personnel. 🙏🇺🇲

Thank you all for your trust, faith, and patriotism.

We are privileged to serve you.

Please PRAY for those who would lay down their lives to protect our FREEDOM.

You are safe.

Donald J. Trump 🇺🇲🙏

If the "Donald J. Trump" part of this tweet wasn't included, I'd think she was referring to Michael with "He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏"

!nonchuds !atheists