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Bard spotting thread 02 July 2024

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Bardfinn in /r/AntiTrumpAlliance:

"Campaigning for office is not an act in the scope of official duties of POTUS. That seems obvious."

reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/comments/1du3xdy/justice_amy_coney_barrett_says_presidential/lbe0am0/

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 18 minutes and 11 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16933 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 00 minutes and 13 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Snappy which was 0 days 10 hours 03 minutes and 22 seconds

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 01 minutes and 51 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was Snappy which was 0 days 10 hours 03 minutes and 22 seconds

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Solstyse in /r/conservativeterrorism:

"Yes I am and you're definitely a liberal and anytime anything goes wrong the liberals blame the lefties for it."


Reply by Bardfinn (moderator):

"Please knock it off.

https://old.reddit.com/r/conservativeterrorism/about/rules/"

reddit.com/r/conservativeterrorism/comments/1dttz7s/biden_should_not_step_down/lbdvtic/

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 06 minutes and 39 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Average time between mentions: 0 days 01 hours 18 minutes and 56 seconds

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He wishes he was spotting.

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Bardfinn in /r/reddit:

"Thanks! I'll pull it to the top of my read stack!"

Link: reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/1dtr46l/update_to_defending_the_open_internet_again_what/lbbu1lw/

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"I'll dO mY oWn ReSeArCh.. to ensure that I, and I alone, am both the hero and the victim of this serious situation!"

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 01 minutes and 49 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16906 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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Bardfinn:

"I would be glad to know which concurring opinion you had in mind when stating that the signatory/ies has a poor understanding of how Reddit works."

Link: reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/1dtr46l/update_to_defending_the_open_internet_again_what/lbbpc1g/

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 01 hours 31 minutes and 30 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 16902 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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Bardfinn:

"IANAL IANYL ATINLA and I'm not Reddit's lawyer. This is just me, griping —

I read the Texas law, TXHB20, when it was proposed and when it was adopted.

https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/872/billtext/html/HB00020F.htm

It has a section, Section 8, which I call the Hydra.

> Section 8. (a) … it is the intent of the legislature that every provision, section, subsection, sentence, clause, phrase, or word in this Act, and every application of the provisions in this Act, are severable from each other.

> (b) If any application of any provision in this Act to any

person, group of persons, or circumstances is found by a court to be

invalid or unconstitutional, the remaining applications of that

provision to all other persons and circumstances shall be severed

and may not be affected. All constitutionally valid applications

of this Act shall be severed from any applications that a court

finds to be invalid, leaving the valid applications in force,

because it is the legislature's intent and priority that the valid

applications be allowed to stand alone.

Etc, etc. it has many other clauses in that section all to the effect of "if a court leaves so much as an atom of this law in place, we intend to use it, now and in the future".

IMO it's the real payload of the bill, and it's a definitive signal that they will not give up on this power grab until it's entirely disallowed.

That's what that section says: They're not throwing in the towel on this. Ever."

Link: reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/1dtr46l/update_to_defending_the_open_internet_again_what/lbbo8ih/

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IANAL IANYL ATINLA

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!bardfinn huge news! Doctor Professor Oaken Esquire is specifically disavowing being a lawyer despite constantly arguing with real lawyers on plebbit!

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 19 minutes and 45 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Best friend is ACA with 284 mentions

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 01 minutes and 11 seconds Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

7 Day trend:

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Bardfinn:

"Mustang is certainly attractive for that scenario. I would suggest that it's highly likely that it's been accounted for in that case. (Think: traffic lights / traffic control / cameras / surveillance).

SH360 differs from Mustang in that it is a 50 MPH+ highway running from Grapevine or Mansfield with an extensive stretch of uncontrolled and unmonitored approach and egress surface (save for the "toll booths" at the airport), which makes it attractive to the kinds of violent extremists that have a cell of terrorists all deploying to hit targets independently (as they did in 9/11) at the same time. Undetected approach, uncontrolled terrain, choice of deployment / targets, ease of getaway. Or martyrdom in the ensuing firefight and chase.

Big and splashy and multiple targets and of course that would involve completely overhauling on a short time frame how people commute into all US airports, and close a major thoroughfare in the midcities permanently. Win for the terrorists.

Taking out a single plane from a hotel room in the ascension path of a runway would be bad, but not the "D/FW airport becomes D/MZ airport" scenario that would ensue from terrorists exploiting SH360.

The metroplex was civil-engineered with the idea that gasoline would forever by be $0.25 a gallon and that redneck good ol boys would run "furriners" out of town by sunset and no one would dare to attack us on our own soil. These were faulty premises."

Link: reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/1dt22ll/dfw_airport_toll_fee_why_its_much_cheaper_to_stay/lbb4p7u/

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:#marseymeds:

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 01 minutes and 19 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

rdrama is currently running at 200.617 µBardyhertz

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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.

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Please NEVER again associate fricking and barfybinn. Never.

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Hey, I saw that you just joined rdrama and a group of people who hate me are trying to smear my name by calling me a date male feminist. I just wanted to let you know that it's not true. If you want all the receipts proving it they're right here.

The TL;DR is that I hooked up with one of the hot girls on rdrama, and since I was twice her age, a lot of the guys here who wanted to bang her got jealous and assumed that the only way I could have managed that was by raping her, even though she herself said both before and afterwards that it was all completely consensual. So now that you're the new hot girl on rdrama, I guess they think that I'm going to somehow seduce you into flying all the way across the country (or some crazy shit like that) to hook up with me and they're trying to talk shit about me to make sure that doesnt happen. I don't understand it either, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm a nice guy and I hope you'll look at the evidence and make up your own mind instead of listening to all the jealous haters.

Anyway, with that little intro out of the way, welcome to rdrama! The culture's a little rough here and you're probably going to get tons of requests to •show boobsU but if you talk to some of the women here first before engaging with all the creepy dudes, they'll give you some good advice to avoid stalkers and predators. Or (If you haven't been scared off by the rumor mill) you're welcome to ask me and I'm happy to help.

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this place?

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