Bard spotting on Bluesky and Reddit 05 July 2024

livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 (@mousegirl.boo):

so a couple years ago i fell in with this real new agey group and the weirdest thing they got me to try was using spiders for nose cleaning. u just put a tube of spiders in yr nose and they clean out the gunk. they even ate nose hairs. there was sneezing powder u use at the end to sneeze them out

livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 (@mousegirl.boo):

usually it was pretty funny to see all the spiders fly out at the end, but one time i guess one got into my sinuses too far, so i could still feel it crawling around in there after the sneeze. so i had to use a neti pot and it felt just like the itsy bitsy spider song was happening in my nose

grace (@acab4cutie.top):

jfc

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

thank you, grace, for saying what we're all thinking

livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 (@mousegirl.boo):

and yet yall will literally eat taco bell smdh

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

tacobell is not living beings crawling in our sinuses!

livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 (@mousegirl.boo):

yeah it's worse!!

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

no it's not! living beings do not belong in your sinuses!

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

Kira, Livvy is like the t-800 of skeeting:

she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with. she doesn't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and she absolutely will not stop!... ever... until she is dead!

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

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