Bard spotting on Bluesky and Reddit 06 July 2024

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"Politically Correct"

"Cultural Marxism"

"CRT"

"DEI"

Is it any wonder that The Heritage Foundation & the Religious Right movement were founded over the IRS revoking Bob Jones University's tax exempt status — for refusing students in interracial relationship

(It's always about white supremacy)

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I have a shiny new gold star sticker to the first person who can name the federal crime evident in the screenshot

Mark Stout (@markstout.bsky.social):

The presidential seal?

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

18 USC § 713! Hahah I did not expect anyone else to see it!

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Murmaider is about TDOV

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Bacon 🥓

😊

Now I can return to a cool, dark, quiet room

Johnny "BIG JIM SLADE" Maloney (@scatterbrains.bsky.social):

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

BACON

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

What a time to be alive

Woke up from a nap dream featuring Elon Musk in his Soud Aafrikens accent singing

"And when Putsch comes to Shahv Ah will SLOOter all yeh QUEERS AHND WEEHRDUS to Remind yeh that yeh love

Me me me me me meee me …"

At which point he morphed into Beaker, & I startled awake

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Bacon 🥓

😊

Now I can return to a cool, dark, quiet room

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Saturday mornings are for bacons

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Wake up, it's 0630.

Close eyes for a moment

Open eyes, it's 1000

Still just as tired

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I want to lay in a quiet, dark, cool room and sleep

I need to lay in a quiet, dark, cool room and sleep

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Where the Skeletons are Buried, Volume 512

Kathryn Salamander 🦎 (@transsalamander.bsky.social):

Real talk though the flashback peeks to when Christine and Paige were first awkwardly like "I know we're not gay but maybe we could do gay stuff a little" are some of my favorite bits of Dorley.

And don't even get me STARTED on how adorable Stephanie and Bethany are!!!

Kathryn Salamander 🦎 (@transsalamander.bsky.social):

(I still got like five chapters to catch up on once I'm done reading my current HDG story I'm so sorry)

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Five chapters apart 'cuz they're not gay

(Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to delete)

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

Watch out for Hurricane Beryl

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Tropical Storm Beryl -> Magical Girl Transformation Sequence -> Hurricane Beryl

Help us, Sailor Mün*

*any similarities to other characters or actual persons living or dead are purely hilarious

Cersei Transnister (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

JKKK is still on the table, I'm sure.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Well, now I am awake. And every muscle in my legs exercised. Ugh what a horrible, horrible potentiality

Cersei Transnister (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

0% chance. I was being snarky. Sorry

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Rowling would do it, for certain. Her whole career arc these past eight years has been towards yanking levers of power

Dedicated bot stalker

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

awake again before the birds

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

brings u water