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Bard spotting on Bluesky and Reddit 07 July 2024 
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Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
y'all. holy frick. i got some sparkly booty shorts and the go so fricking hard
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
✨✨✨✨✨✨🪩🪩
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Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
masking is literally lifesaving
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Paisleys actually do look good on you!!! I will remember 😄
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Bardy the wife beater reposts this. What did he mean by this?
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Top 10 bard respectors:
ACA: 288
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BardWatch: 122
911roofer: 96
RWBYGayPride: 90
arsey: 89
UncleAbortion: 83
FormerLurKONG: 82
FBIshill: 77
SpittingScrapmetal: 69
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Bardy the scientist.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Wow! There have been 17164 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The Deck
Ms Oaken is the current bearer of The Deck — a 78 element oracle which has the power to produce insight into the past, present, and future of a querent.
The Deck is known to currently bear three (3) cursed cards. One has been drawn, Meridia's Beacon, necessitating the drawer to quest.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The Quest is The (current) Curse of The Deck.
Every time the bearer chooses or is forced to reshuffle The Deck, Bearer makes a saving throw on d20 vs her Experience Modulo 20; if failed, one more cursed card is determined at random
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Bearer has been forced to reshuffle the deck. Rolled 4 on d20, failed vs experience modulo 20.
The Deck now has 4 cursed cards
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Bearer has been forced to reshuffle The Deck. Rolled 20 on d20, automatic success vs experience modulo 20.
The Deck now has 4 cursed cards
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Bearer is forced to reshuffle The Deck when drawing a given card twice in the same day (between long rests)
This normally should not happen unless bearer chooses or is forced to reshuffle, and re-draws a card drawn prior on same day.
This makes reshuffles potentially catastrophic
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Penopulous Oaken is a 5'8" humanoid woman with red hair and pale skin, dressed in linen. She wears sensible ("ploughman's") shoes & carries both a purse & a purple pouch bag that contains The Deck when not being used.
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Ms Oaken is unable to be reduced to 0 gold by normal means due to cumulative, acute effects of the curse of The Deck
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It's funny reading his posts but even when he asks questions he gets no engagement. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Even his cyberthrouple ignores him
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
Your current stats
Class: oracle
Level: 1
Experience: 46
Gold: 47.29258737013095
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @skywitches.net 5
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
Duel has been initiated. Challenged player please reply either "Accept" or "Reject" after approximately 10 seconds. Duel Initiator may also reply "Reject" to cancel.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Accept
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
The winner is skywitches.net
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
gestures at card HOW
Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):
apparently i was not prepared to fight the high priestess
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
You're a WITCH
The card is YOUR advantage
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I am the transgender witch you couldn't burn
I am the transgender which you couldn't burn
I am that witch you failed to burn
I am that which you failed to burn
I am tha twitch you failed to bury
Baked_Rachel🏳️⚧️ (@bakedrachel.bsky.social):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel
@skywitches.net 5
Oh miss oaken
Of the pyre
Bright red hair
And witchy ire
Wont you join me
Trade a rhyme
Wager coin
And pass the time
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
Duel has been initiated. Challenged player please reply either "Accept" or "Reject" after approximately 10 seconds. Duel Initiator may also reply "Reject" to cancel.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Accept
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
The winner is skywitches.net
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I forgot to draw a card!!
Baked_Rachel🏳️⚧️ (@bakedrachel.bsky.social):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel
@skywitches.net 5
Lets go again
Partake in sin
Read the bones
Tell my fortune
I do not know
The prophet's flow
Nor how to read
Or rhyme Tarot
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
Duel has been initiated. Challenged player please reply either "Accept" or "Reject" after approximately 10 seconds. Duel Initiator may also reply "Reject" to cancel.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Accept
TTRPG Class Identifier (@bskyttrpg.bsky.social):
The winner is bakedrachel.bsky.social
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
You wield a dynamic force that is unique, connected to voice and air.
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I mean, i think he lost the duel. The other person's post sucked though, I would rather fight the Bard himself. I would go to 10 duels with the Bard until he won.
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!bardfinn any idea what's going on here?
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Meth
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HES TAUNTING US !dramatards
THAT HES UNTOUCHABLE
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Why would people want to bury that Vidya game streaming platform?
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Top 10 bard respectors:
ACA: 288
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BardWatch: 121
911roofer: 96
RWBYGayPride: 90
arsey: 88
UncleAbortion: 83
FormerLurKONG: 82
FBIshill: 77
SpittingScrapmetal: 69
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Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
who wants to duel? i'm giving out flowers 💐
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @sineadthefae.bsky.social 1.0000010
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Why do I hear "A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON"
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
i'm not sure (i feel like this might just be a reference i don't understand haha)
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
(Skyrim joke)
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
ahhhhhh fair
i'm very unknowledgeable on video games lol
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I'd decided to have a random tarot card picked by random.org every time I duel, and to tack on the card number as a fraction to the duel wager, and that the Hermit card would have this - Meridia's Beacon - as part of the Oracular Curse.
This duel drew the Hermit. Two more cursed cards.
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I'll never play Skyrim again
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I am the transgender witch you couldn't burn
I am the transgender which you couldn't burn
I am that witch you failed to burn
I am that which you failed to burn
I am tha twitch you failed to bury
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Bardfinn rhymes "burn" with "burn" just like how rappers rhyme "BIPOC" with "BIPOC"
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You can tell he has upper level training in English when he was clever enough to rhyme burn with bury.
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This neighbor regularly writes his own poetry in iambic pentameter. Same as foolio and notorious big. Get on that level chud
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7 Day trend:
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Sure about that, Steve?
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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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