Bardpost of the Day #7 - Steve cant quit reddit or touch grass because someone else might get targeted!

So brave

Witness protection, that's a good one.

To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? To die: to sleep no more;

and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause: there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life; for who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death,

The undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the will

And makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.—Soft you now!

The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy prisons be all my sins remember'd.

You wouldn't go outside even if there wasn't a lock down because you might accidentally see your reflection in a window and realize that you are a male and will never be a woman, you pathetic sack of shit

I think Bardfinn blocked me. Son of a b-word.

Small peepees are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe <del> peepee-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when peepee-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa</del>!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~peepee-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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