Bard spotting on Bluesky 08 August 2024

Emma (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@femin.ized.gay):

dawg i want everyone on HRT that wants it. if you think you might be trans, you should try it!

i want OTC HRT! i want it at literally every 7-11 in the country next to the boner pills, i want you to be able to get a sick cherry coke slurpee and walk out with some E.

dipshits: wow transmed much

Gestalt Ersatzquatch (@cait-eron.bsky.social):

Put those hands together and you got a banger: cherry coke slurpee flavored E

Emma (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@femin.ized.gay):

need a trans chemist to cook this shit up immediately! surely there's gotta be someone here on bsky lmao

Mom Friend 64 (@pengarr.postes.club):

didn't someone make like estrogenated, baja blast-flavored gummy sharks on here last year? Am i making that up?

Emma (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@femin.ized.gay):

honestly this sounds like it has to be true lmao but i dont remember

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Someone did. I remember

Mom Friend 64 (@pengarr.postes.club):

I found it! Absolutely legendary shit tbh

also it was only 2 months ago, not last year, but given the events of the last 2 months i don't blame myself tbh

Quinn Wilton (@quinnwilton.com):

So I uhhhhh ground up some estradiol pills, extracted out the active ingredients, then reformulated them as Baja blast flavored gummy candy.

Each of these hearts is ~0.5mg of estradiol, and is one of the best tasting things I've ever had.

You probably shouldn't try to replicate this 🙃

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