Bard spotting on Bluesky 31 October 2024

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

so you know how the earth has a crust and pizza has a crust? if plateaus are pan crust and like yosemite is thin crust, are mountains stuffed crust earth? this thought brought to you by my brain in the shower. ask your therapist if shower brain is right for you.

Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):

I have an answer but it's tone is different than the question so idk if you'll like it

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

technically mountains are when the new guy is somehow working the oven on a friday night and the pizzas start backing up and running into each other

Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):

Oh that's good. My answer involved c*m.

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

that's volcanoes. everyone knows lava is earth jizz

Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):

Oh you're right. I'm so used to most the mountains around here being stuffed with c*m!

Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):

do we have a different word for the mountain c*m when it's still magma not lava?

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):

i know this isn't the point but i'm giggling so much that it says "beepboopbeepboop" at the top

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I was making a patch that would sound like dialing a phone 😂

Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):

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