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Bard spotting on Bluesky 25 November 2024 
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Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
hey siri how to make boobs even bigger, how transgender myself into big titty goth gf, satanic lactation rituals near me,
siri what does it mean when you have a dream where you become a succubus with four huge tits & a devil's tail siri plz reply
wait why is bluesky open wait no do not post
Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer (@picardsteacup.bsky.social):
i know the answers to these questions
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
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Happy Nute Dawn (@nutedawn.bsky.social):
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who's laughing now???
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Somehow, [imperial dictator with five letter name] returned
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
guess who let her SCS fully discharge again? this b-word
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Stick out yer tongue and I'll administer the 9volt
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Daniel Malmer (@malmer.com):
Who's Drake?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
The TL;DR is that he is a hip-hop musician who has been credibly accused of grooming minors.
Kendrick Lamar wrote a disrespect (diss) track, "Not Like Us", touching repeatedly on these, and including the genius lyric accusing Drake of "trying to strike a chord & it's probably A Minor"
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rebel (@shes-a-rebel.bsky.social):
There are many valid ways to build a factory in
#Satisfactory
This probably isn't one of them. I'm so sorry.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
I've not played it, but have watched one of the YouTubers that play it so hard they push the limits of the engine, and my understanding is that the cup of coffee in hand is the most crucial tool for doing it right
rebel (@shes-a-rebel.bsky.social):
The cup of coffee is what makes everything feel... satisfactory.
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Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social):
I'm not crazy right? iOS autocorrect has basically gone haywire over the last couple weeks and is now currently unusable?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
You are not alone. The autocomplete feature now uses two spacebar hits to insert a "confident complete" — the same keystroke that they trained us for 15 years to use to produce a period at the end of a sentence.
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🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 "Valhalla Ice" 💅 'chronic' (iTH) (@fit7.bsky.social):
Any sort of memory that isn't rope memory isn't worth launching into space
Yes that's right You can store memory in ropes ask me how, Your local spider witch
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 "Valhalla Ice" 💅 'chronic' (iTH) (@fit7.bsky.social):
Ooohhh
Love red ♥️
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Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
what is wrong with a man seeking companionship in another man? or, very differently, a cis man having companionship with a trans woman? why is that funny to you?
Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
notice i'm not blocking you. i'm trying to walk you through why this is not coherent behavior. you don't have to be like this.
J Linde (@jlindenberg.bsky.social):
Your patience with this is impressive. On the other place I tried for years to try and help people see the light, but some people just don't want to change the way they think. I wish I had some sort of magic formula for deprogramming.
Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
i try to be very selective with who i respond to vs block. it is worth it sometimes, although more often in person than online.
J Linde (@jlindenberg.bsky.social):
I would hope that the majority of people who flock to BS in the early days are more malleable in the way they think, so I appreciate you keeping up the good fight. I get that we can't assume everyone is trolling, but it's hard to grasp after the time we spent in the other place.
Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
he wound up being a condescending incel dipshit anyways, so i then also blocked him lmao
Sage 🏳️⚧️🦃 (@trans.bsky.social):
me: "hey don't be an butthole, this is a sincere answer about why that's bigoted."
a dipshit: "well aktually i think you've lost the plot. the comedy is in Drumpf's joke of a marriage & replacing his BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WIFE with the TWITTER MAN. it is funny bcz HOMOSEX is le epic trollz."
Kalle Katt (@kallekatt.bsky.social):
JFC why are centrists like this?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
My hypothesis is that they soaked in the 88Chan sauce too long
Kalle Katt (@kallekatt.bsky.social):
Seems like it, yeah.
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
PSA to BlueWave accounts (and all other newcomers)
An explainer for why your accounts are starting to be blocklisted.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
It won't just be LGBTQ people & women's communities that block & blocklist you for platforming miosgynist / homophobic / queerphobic illustrations & "jokes".
Misogyny & attacking vulnerable demographics is the underlying common denominator of almost all hatred based on identity or vulnerability.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
If you intend to make meaningful, functional opposition to the fascism that will happen over the next four years, you will need to not have alienated and isolated the people most likely to be targeted by those attacks and oppression.
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
I'm going to beat this drum until everyone gets the memo:
DO NOT SCREENSHOT / POST PUBLICLY NAMING THE ACCOUNTS
Report them to BlueSky Moderation, report them to labeling services, DM them to your blocklist maintainers, PRIVATELY
THEY HAVE AUTOMATED RENAMING / CLOAKING WHEN PEOPLE POST ABOUT THEM
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Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.
6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.
Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.
Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.
Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.
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