Dr Oaken is now writing poetry about being a mod

There once was a man from Garland

Who'd lost his one-time darlin'

So he put on a dress

Yet didn't have breasts

And now his brain is in larpland

Hey there little boy

I'll mail you titty skittles

Just don't tell your dad

I must fight the trolls

They broke the Terms of Service!

I do it for free

Millionaire genius

He holds multiple patents

Wears granny panties

Rusting dirty shack

In a dying suburb lies

Dilapidated

The Ring of Janny came to the creature Bardfinn, who took it deep into the tunnels under AgainstHateSubreddits, and there it consumed him. The Ring gave to Bardfinn unnatural long dysphoria. For eleven years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Bardfinn's sunroom, it waited. Soyness crept back into the subreddits of the world. Rumor grew of a Drama off the site, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Bardfinn. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Dramneurodivergent, Aevann, of the Nile. For the time will soon come when Darneurodivergents shape the fortunes of all...

!bardfinn !bardistry !bookworms