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Bardfinn is in the hospital. He cant say which hospital because the nazis and transphobes will come to get him.
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Now playing: Lost World Theme (DKC2).mp3
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Bardfinn if you're reading this don't trust the nurse. I have paid her to slowly poison you over the next several days.
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Dramatards on their way to Bardfinn's secret hospital
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why you warning him
what a waste of money
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The way it's written gives me the impression that Bard is there for someone else. Maybe Bard is finally going to inherit that sweet shack.
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He's even had 4 attempts on his life by dramatards already! Can you believe it?
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5 attempts.
I took a page out of the /r/WitchesvsPatriarchy spellbook and cast a serious hex on him.
I used chaos magic so I got to jerk off while doing it.
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Do not astral project against Bardfinn alone!
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that was very dangerous, he's too powerful!
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You jerked off to Bardfinn?
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Gods no, he's hideous. I jerked off to a picture of Jamie Clayton. Now THERE's a hot
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I just aimed the hex at him afterwards.
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I'd believe four dramatards googled "how to kill trains but ironically," skimmed results for 15 minutes, ran out of breath, then took a break for chips and a nap.
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That was only
@TariqFanAccount
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I want to send flowers
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You know it's not the norm anyways to post what hospital you're at to total strangers online, right Steven? The only reason you brought that up at all is to continue the larp that you're important enough for anyone to leave their house over. Besides which, your
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Whenever I make a post about my personal life I always make sure to include the exact room and building I am posting from, it's basic manners
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It is when you're at fricking Legacy because there's a 70% chance of litigation at some point. Document everything. !pnw
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Parkland
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you looking to count coup on someone?
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Frick it, let's just send flowers to every hospital in Texas.
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Literally no one is going to attack
you r-slur 
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I'm sure there's so many hospitals in Garland no one would be able visit all of them.
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I know where he lives, it's plastered all over his Kiwifarms thread, why would I bother going to a hospital with a bunch of security, cameras, and witnesses when I can just drive over to his house and "count coup" whenever I feel like it?
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Go be a triggered cute twink on reddit where you belong
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BIPOC
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Hello I am here to visit my good friend Steven Joel Akins. He looks like this mugshot.
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Get well soon, xueen
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IIRC tomorrow is Bardfinn's 50th birthday too!
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He 100% is pre-empting (if he acknowledges his bday at all) any questions about how he celebrated the milestone bday because he can now be like "i didnt do anything for it….i was in hospital".
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Why would you share the specific hospital in the first place?
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That's okay, I'm a witch and I'm using divination to find which hospital he is in and sending magical hexes so he fricking dies of boils and plague
!oolschayootershays !fedposters this is how I imagine a Hogwarts school shooting
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We need a bard translator.
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Im going to the hospital
To kill me.
To visit my dying grandmother.
You're weird
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Did xirs ex wife finally hit back?
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Sending my positive energy xis way ^_^ :3
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All those pick up trucks packed with gun toting nazis just lookin for a stray
to bag. Thank science Dr Oaken was able to get to the hospital safetly despite wearing a very poor disguise.
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What you could have posted was nothing. Nothing at all. No mention of hospitals. No clue for Nazis to Google like hospital Garland TX. Fricking r-slur.
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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.
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