Bard spotting on Bluesky 12 February 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And now it's over. Time for sleep, one hopes

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

nini sleep well

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Niniii

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh yay, sudden whipping winds, lightning, and the sound of an oncoming distant train, what could it possibly be in North Texas at 0300 hours in the Springtime

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And sudden intense rain! Thunder! Whee

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no!

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

We got hail

Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):

there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao

Hrefna 🏳️⚧️ (@hrefna.dev):

oof.

#DorleyHall

liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):

yeah no that one hit me like a half-brick in a sock

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Fuuuuuuuuuu

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

don't worry i washed my hand before i went to the bathroom

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Sweetie I —

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

just the one. can't risk the cheeto dust

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

… I must be part raccoon with how often & compulsively I wash my hands

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

actually the joke came from me boofing my prog and washing my hands then needing to pee, the hand part was a typo

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

As long as your hands are kissable and holdable and and and

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's good

Transgender World (@transworld.bsky.social):

In Major Win For Trans Students, New Jersey Court Rules Against Forced Outing Policies

www.erininthemorning...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's Bad (methodology)

Sunflower (@sunflowerdreams.bsky.social):

A reminder to those panicked by the latest YouGov results re transphobia.

YouGov actively pick who they send their surveys. They can select participants based on previous answers. The recent survey had S*x Matters involvement.

In short, they can make the stats say whatever they want.

janny with a mop. janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.