Bard spotting on Bluesky 12 February 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Drag queen dressed in Middle Earth armour, named

Gap l'Rohan

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Drag Queen named "Tramp l'Moan"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Cancel your subscription to Hulu.

That's the only thing that will communicate to them that they can't pull this bullshit

Taylor Moore (@taylormoore.bsky.social):

Incredible updates from Hulu

Sado (@marinovic.bsky.social):

This popped up and wife was like what's this mean and I said it means frick you pay me lol

The fricking gall

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

this is perhaps the core thing people learn to do in the military

DaveO (@daveon.bsky.social):

I also like to remind people that every military and ex-military person I know has almost black belt level skills in how to creatively follow orders they don't like or trust to the letter.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

One name: Skippy

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I just … wonder …

We defeated the Confederacy

The KKK

The Nazis

The Creationists

… what made them think their reunion tour would work this time

Black Queer Anachron (@stolenvajra.bsky.social):

Because some things are only defeated when the head leaves the shoulders

Micah (@rincewind.run):

the thing that the Tea Party was the most successful at was getting the rest of the party in line with extremist shit, because everyone was terrified that they would be primaried by local car dealer Bob Q. Gunhumper

Dems must fear losing their jobs if they won't fight and purge Trumpists

rev. howard arson (@theophite.bsky.social):

the reason to systematically primary safe seat Dems in 2026 and 2028 is because they don't have the guts to do what needs to be done in 2029 even if they get the spine to do what needs to be done when under crushing pressure in 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

There is a D/FW car dealership chain owner that came out as an ultraMAGA neoNazi white supremacist

Has had TV & radio ads for 40-ish years now establishing his name as a brand

Funds the local GOP

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Can't wait for a GOP party function to happen where someone plays a one-second snippet over the PA, a you g Missourian performance artist shouting "SING IT!", and the staff all break into the chorus from Pink Pony Club, giving the GOPers a nervous breakdown

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I'm at the part where my sinus cavities have recovered from the ghost pepper and I have a vague, 0.5 on a 1-10 scale sinus headache drifting around my skull, while my face vaguely feels like I've been sunburned

Anna Phylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social):

I wonder if this, finally, will be a bridge too far for the TERFS and "gender criticals" who cheered and applauded and lauded Trump when he came for the rights of trans women.

Or will they continue to make excuses for him, even now?

Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social):

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ideology has inertia.

In 2018 & 2019 I pointed out to the world that they were being puppeteered by vicious misogynists. Countless other trans women and investigative reporters have also. They disregard & double down.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

This is good

Kevin Elliott (@kjephd.bsky.social):

TRUMP FOLDS

popular.info/p/breaking-n...

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

HOOAH

Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social):

Army guidance on implementing President Trump's order on transgender troops, filed in court today, says to NOT take adverse personnel action against people based on gender identity "at this time" and to continue medical treatment. for gender dysphoria.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's Bad, with a Capital B

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social):

Alexander Dugin, the Russian ultra-nationalist and Neo-fascist, tweets at Tulsi Gabbard after her confirmation and says "you are simply awesome."

Dugin, a close Putin ally, is often referred to as "Putin's brain."

diet harakiri (@yojimborice.bsky.social):

Yuck

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Do not send help, ghost pepper may have killed me, oh such a bad choice

Remember me if this capsaicin demon takes me back to heck with it

Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown (@theotherspeakman.bsky.social):

If you have milk it repels those demons.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

While out Going Places Doing Things today, words of an old friend came to me. Those words were, more or less, "Roots where I stand; I could never depart from it.".

I stand. The GOP can move.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jagldyome3h27twtp46nxen7/bafkreie3z5scnnml2ngu5mhocpgswf2vi4qv3s3zy2hljaud7htcybgjde@jpeg

How I Feel (feat. Leonard Sumner, Shad, Northern Voice)

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

My energy's depleted

But I wanna stand & fight

So we can move the spirit instead travel back into the light

I feel the fears & depression

Fears & aggression

Woven in society from years of oppression

The violence is normalised

The silence's horrifyin'

Truth is denied & the fact is that more are dyin'

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

It's hard to listen, but listen

Cause it's much harder living it than listening to the hardships

SHOW MORE

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

[glowing with a vicious, coruscating light]

ajlunce (@ajlunce.bsky.social):

out: Joe Rogan of the Left

in: Dennis Leary of the Left

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

I do love smoking, pornography, and throwing empties at police cruisers.

I'm ready.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Friendly? Edwina Friendly?

Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):

the thing about the "sell your TSLA stock" posts going around is that the majority of retail investment is primarily through ETFs, which is broadly good for, but with the obvious caveat that there is no control over the construction of them, and any ETF holding TSLA is likely passive & cap-weighted.

Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social):

some of you libs still have TSLA in your stock portfolios and it might be time for some introspection.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

In plain English, "Sell them to whom, Ben? F— Robotrader?"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

During Trump 1.0, /r/the_donald & its ecosystem platformed massive amounts of hatred, harassment, violent threats, incitement, and etc and maybe 0.0001% of it was ever legally prosecuted.

But now they're trying to want to prosecute Reddit posters for merely posting names of government appointees

Wagatwe Wanjuki (@wagatwe.com):

the thing where racist and violent white men are always little birthday boys who shouldn't face any consequences

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Trump then: "Good people on both sides"

Trump now: "Trans is illegal"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's good

Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social):

NEWS: Eight fired inspectors general are suing to get their jobs back, saying Trump's terminations were illegal.

www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's bad

CrJ (@crj418.bsky.social):

100% chance these cuts will be directed at military family housing, VA benefits, etc., and not actual fraud and waste.

www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I just tell myself that I know where the line is, that the people behind me deserve defending, the people against me are fricked in the head and heart, and I set my pike.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Niht comen and nú minn nytt onġinnenne

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ic weald wæpen-wífestre

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

So, I slept ~6 hours last night, with frequent interruptions, spanning a 12 hour period

That's bad

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And now it's over. Time for sleep, one hopes

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

… bad

🤖 BBC Breaking News (unofficial) (@bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social):

Pete Hegseth, US defence secretary, says a return to Ukraine's 2014 borders is "unrealistic"

Just Lilo (@justlilo.bsky.social):

Prez Zelensky was quoted as saying that also 😳. Read it yesterday, but can't recall where.

Mx Maddison Stoff (@thedescenters.bsky.social):

Can I get a frick yeah for all trans women? Even the shit ones.

Cersei Transnister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

Oh frick yeah

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Twist my arm pls so I can stop focusing on the Names and instesd join in the spirit of this ritual

Mx Maddison Stoff (@thedescenters.bsky.social):

The secret is there's a little bit of fricking sucks butt inside all of us 😇

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And forbearance is a necessary process

Mx Maddison Stoff (@thedescenters.bsky.social):

Better than the other side during a genocide.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's bad

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):

Even if you don't wanna believe it, the political scientists and the academics are updating the data because America was couped by fascists and the constitution no longer is in effect.

DuendeonFuego (@duendeonfuego.bsky.social):

is this good

Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social):

Yesterday, the White House announced that Mr. Musk's office, the United States DOGE Service, is now shielded from public records requests and most judicial oversight until at least 2034, with its documents classified as presidential records.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Nein, nicht's gut

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And now it's over. Time for sleep, one hopes

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

nini sleep well

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Niniii

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh yay, sudden whipping winds, lightning, and the sound of an oncoming distant train, what could it possibly be in North Texas at 0300 hours in the Springtime

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And sudden intense rain! Thunder! Whee

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no!

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

We got hail

Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):

there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao

Hrefna 🏳️⚧️ (@hrefna.dev):

oof.

#DorleyHall

liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):

yeah no that one hit me like a half-brick in a sock

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Fuuuuuuuuuu

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

don't worry i washed my hand before i went to the bathroom

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Sweetie I —

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

just the one. can't risk the cheeto dust

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

… I must be part raccoon with how often & compulsively I wash my hands

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

actually the joke came from me boofing my prog and washing my hands then needing to pee, the hand part was a typo

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

As long as your hands are kissable and holdable and and and

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's good

Transgender World (@transworld.bsky.social):

In Major Win For Trans Students, New Jersey Court Rules Against Forced Outing Policies

www.erininthemorning...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

That's Bad (methodology)

Sunflower (@sunflowerdreams.bsky.social):

A reminder to those panicked by the latest YouGov results re transphobia.

YouGov actively pick who they send their surveys. They can select participants based on previous answers. The recent survey had S*x Matters involvement.

In short, they can make the stats say whatever they want.

janny with a mop. janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.