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Penny gives advice on how to Keep Yourself Safe, and it's just as sane and practical as you think. :marseyschizowall:

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What are the magic words? This seems like helpful information to know?

Was it just the words and not AHS and his decade long campaign to scour reddit of wrong think?

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When is the Bardtracker™️ app going live, I'm tired of you groomercord BIPOCs hoarding all the fun.

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This is how you end up getting involuntarily committed to a psych ward by your relatives

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lmao I saw this yesterday and forgot to post it. Penny getting a bit too paranoid from all his stims.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Her*

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:#pronouncorrectiontalking:

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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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It reminds me of every year when secret limited releases a video of worst dspgaming moments of the year

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I'm dying laughing at bard trying to teach his octogenarian parents a series of increasingly more complex one time pads and they are just giving each other this look like, "I've never met a sperg like Steve in 80+ years, there is next to no chance I wouldn't recognize I'm talking to an imposter"


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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Steve isn't out to his parents. They call him Steve. He dresses as a man normally


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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!slots300

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:marseythinkorino2: can't tell if this makes things more or less horrifying

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Agent Theta-III reporting to DOGE High Command - target has placed handheld computers in biscuit tin. Signals are now amplified, deploying resonance tracker. We'll deliver those child support forms. Over and out.

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Bardfinn getting the NEET bucks check from the mailbox

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It's too late, Bardy, cookie tins in the freezer next to your mostly empty handle of vodka will not save you.

/r/drama intel have already installed passive resonator devices throughout your environment.

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Actual schizo shit lmao

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bard put his phone in a faraday bag to move from her moms sunroom to the basement to avoid the chuds

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If @Spiderman really did make a pilgrimage to the doctor's house like he said, I can't blame Penny for her paranoia at this point.

I mean, I can take immense pleasure in it, because she's had me banned from Reddit twice for low-effort banter, so I'm more than happy to see her don the tinfoil hat and tell her parents why she can't go to H-E-B Pharmacy to pick up their meds anymore; but I won't say it's not COMPLETELY unwarranted.

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Except it's not based on spying on his communications or impersonating him to loved ones, it's all information he's intentionally, often gleefully, posted himself.

The first step, before all the paranoid fugue-state posting, is to try not being online for a bit. Because he's lied about the attempts on his life and having to move, he skips over all the steps in between and starts with his also fictional spy-training levels of caution.

God, I'm imagining some poor egg teenager sucked into these circles, occasionally telling people about his friend Penny who used to be a cool spy and knows all these cool tricks.

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Smoke :marseypipe: and mirrors my friend.

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He can't help writing like a total sperg. We love our queen

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Shhhh, not around the toaster! The FEDS could be listening! :marseyveryworried:

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She*

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Cute twink*

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someone should tell bardfin that this has all been thought of; the only way to really be secure communicating is to use a completely modified revision of morse code that you teach to your loved ones only through double entendres and never can it be written

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If you don't make up a completely new language they'll crack it.

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I hate how they write so much. It's so redundant and pompous

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SovCit state when?

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/r/dallas is a discussion forum with 4 mods, down from 7 mods 5 years ago, and an unacceptable long running policy and practice that can be expressed as "Moderating here comes after job, commute, cooking, family, sleep, holidays, exercise, naps, and blowing our noses".

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