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Bard spotting on Bluesky 05 March 2025 
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Raea 🦋✨🏳️⚧️🏴 (@raea.meangirls.online):
me when it's a holodeck episode
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
if the holodeck episodes played out more like West World and we got to see how unhinged some of the crew got towards holograms then i would probably like them better.
Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer (@picardsteacup.bsky.social):
Barclay would like a (simpering) word
eva (@eva.computer):
how he didn't get fired for that is beyond me
the only explanation is human culture in the federation has evolved to the point where making semi-sentient computer generated clones of your coworkers and fricking them is just whatevs instead of sexual harassment
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
honestly i think Roddenberry was just a s*x pest & wished he could do that IRL
eva (@eva.computer):
didn't he have some kind of weird swingers polycule
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
yah Roddenberry was a chaotic bisexual polyamorous posadist. he also was like extremely hornt up all the time to the point it was annoying.
one of my aunts used to work with him & said he was cool but fricking exhausting.
Panic! At The Opticon 🔜 GDC (@discographette.online):
imagining him as one of those looney tunes butt cartoon wolves going like awooga!!!!!!! every 5 minutes
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
pretty much yeah. Roddenberry originally wanted Deanna Troi to be a "four-breasted, oversexed hermaphrodite".
that is a direct quote. he was talked out of the idea eventually by a woman writer on the team after she started sketching out how ridiculous four tits would look on tv.
Carissa Grace (@ratastrophysics.bsky.social):
I wish she had a proper uniform from the beginning like the rest of the crew. And I wish they had continued the men's dress uniform that looked like a dress in season one.
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
Roddenberry was central to the men's dress uniform. he eventually got overridden. Him and Frakes also wanted Riker to be bisexual lol
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
I am in tears laughing at the notion of potentially canonical Riker x Worf
olive consumer (@machete.gay):
You know Kyle Riker would approve.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Hh-hard as nails bwahahaa
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Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
well all klingons have two peepees so they could have had a polycule together
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Oh my gosh I didn't know that trivia
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
tbf it has technically only been confirmed with male klingons so far, but i choose to believe all klingons have two peepees, regardless of gender, because that would be metal af
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
klingon society that has genders based around how many people you've killed in honorable combat.
WowCoolRobot (@wowcoolrobot.bsky.social):
Klingon Doctors are considered warriors bc they go to war against germs which as we all know are microscopic species that make the conscious choice to attack children and act without honor, so exterminating them fully is actually righteous
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
figuring out the klingon mental gymnastics for justifying everything societally useful in their culture as a form of honorable combat is a delightful thought experiment
"farmers combat hunger & claim life from the jaws of starvation, which is a thief without honor."
Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 (@acekatana.bsky.social):
Walking into Klingon Subway and dude has a nametag that says "Sandwich Warrior"
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
That one has a canon word/phrase in Klingon!
vutwI' quv
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