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Bard spotting on Bluesky 07 March 2025 
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Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):
the Supreme Thursday Injection Gang is mildly annoyed to report that this week's left leg injection just REFUSED to go in. the needle didn't even feel dull because it didn't hurt at all but it's like my skin was made out of steel with how it just would not go in at ALL. attempt #4 was the winner lol
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
This is the con of building a cyclists physique. The iron body
alison (she/her) (@alisonborealis.bsky.social):
BUT a supple arse!
Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):
my butt is god darn nice
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
See, now this is where I ask myself "can I like this"
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
don't be a coward, Ripp, press the little heart about her butt
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
I just want to be good 😭
Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):
it's transphobic that you're not taking estrogen btw
cartoon dog gf (@jazzpomegranate.com):
wait this is a good angle
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
This is cheating
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
wow so even though i'm doing my shot you're not going to do it with me? bit sus tbh
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
My intrinsic defense is I don't like needles, and that's saving me from the peer pressure
Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):
nobody likes needles rip. and you don't have to do injections, they're just recommended.
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
ok true BUT having another girl do your injection for you? 10/10 would recommend
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
My gf literally makes me look away when she does her shots Liv
🐠 Ariel 🧜♀️ (@arielthreat.bsky.social):
You could look away while she does your shots too ^-^ happy to help
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
Appreciate the tip, but think I will pass for now
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
hm interesting
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
is it a crime to say thank you?!
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
oh i was noticing a different pair of words there.
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
Nothing to read into
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
"for now"
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
I'm half expecting to wake up in a basement anyday
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
mhm mhm mhm and how's that appeal to you
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
"So Ripp, how does the idea of being kidnapped by a bunch of girls in your sleep appeal to you?"
🐠 Ariel 🧜♀️ (@arielthreat.bsky.social):
That's a real ambiguous answer!
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
is it? that seems like incredibly hard "heck yeah" to me
🐠 Ariel 🧜♀️ (@arielthreat.bsky.social):
Well, yes, that is the most obvious reading
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
Confirming the reading
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
ripp i'm trying so hard to make sure this is just a lighthearted bit but you keep just saying "i'm not transgender" and then turning to the camera and giving the biggest god darned wink i've ever seen in my life
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
THE KIDNAPPING BY GIRLS HAS NO LINKAGE TO WANTING TO TRANSITION I SWEAR
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
RIPP THE BASEMENT IS LIKE THAT BEACH THAT MAKES YOU OLD EXCEPT THAT IT'S A BASEMENT WHERE YOU GET FORCEFEMMED AND YOU KNOW THAT
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com):
WELL THATS NOT THE PART THAT IS ENTICING, ITS THE GIRLS AND KIDNAPPING
liv (@livfreeorcry.gay):
ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU REALLY SURE? BECAUSE THE FORCEFEMMING IS A PRETTY BIG PART OF THE DORLEY BASEMENT
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
A Jungian lens on the text would suggest that the app— I get hauled offstage by a giant hook, dragged to a basement, and issued a set of Louboutin
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