Bard spotting on Bluesky 13 March 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I am just so tired. So utterly weary. I knew this would come to pass. It's the curse of Apollo upon Cassandra.

They say, "forewarned is forearmed"

No greater lie.

Instead, there are none so blind as those who will not see.

Cersei Transnister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 (@khatunjessicabeki.org):

Love the new Chappelle Roan song.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

So, is this the porn story you threatened to post?

Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social):

I just woke up. Everyone is talking about Chuck Schumer because of how much we like him and how cool he is, right?

Mollz Ballz © (@dopestatistics.bsky.social):

😇

Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social):

Remember his disgusting apartment that he proudly showed news channels? Anyway I'm really regretting my decision to leave the country

Mollz Ballz © (@dopestatistics.bsky.social):

Wait NO i dont remember lmao 👀

Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social):

Warning: this dude is more of a freak than you could have imagined

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Senators living frat-style in D.C.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

… there. is. no. frickin. way.

nnnnnnooooooo frickin way this is real

that is a firetrap flophouse

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Johns Hopkins has an entire research hospital (in NYC) working on eliminating STDs, especially HIV

Rebecca Fishbein (@bfishbfish.bsky.social):

Johns Hopkins is the largest private employer in Maryland.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Mmm well … I can't find the campus listing. I know it existed in 2012.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Ahhhh here -

www.niaid.nih.gov/research/cfa...

NIAID's CFAR is (…was?) both at CUNY & at Johns Hopkins.

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Centers for AIDS Research Sites

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

ISTFG if this website has conflated with "I want to be seen as a woman" with "I am a transmedicalist" —

I have seen transmedicalism. On this site. She and he whomst posted such are amongst the leadingest blockéd.

I have never seen transmedicalism from others here. And don't think this is a request

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Trauma will trick you into carving the face of your enemies onto the face of your friends — Edith Laurie Charles, Wise as Shit

lbSterling (@poundsterling.bsky.social):

Well I'm a transmedicalist in that I think (trans) people should get the medicine they need.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

See, I can read If By Whiskey rhetoric and grasp it but there's a vast swath of the Internetting Public who will read just four words there

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Thinking today a lot about the 1948 Ludecke v. Watkins opinion, and how it cast a unitary executive privilege on the exercise of the Alien Enemies Act as a "political" question rather than a legal one

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Specifically, this :

"The President is authorized, in any such event, by his proclamation thereof, or other public act, to direct the conduct to be observed, on the part of the US, … & to establish any other regulations which are found necessary in the premises & for the public safety."

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

What I'm read in this language is "Donald Trump declares war on [whatever country] / declares a 'predatory invasion', & thereby gets to make any rules he wants, including "deport the s to Gitmo", 'for the public safety'"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Thinking today a lot about the 1948 Ludecke v. Watkins opinion, and how it cast a unitary executive privilege on the exercise of the Alien Enemies Act as a "political" question rather than a legal one

RadiantHostility (he/him) (@radianthostility.bsky.social):

The whole concept of "political question" is an astonishing act of cowardice and dissolution of democracy and rule of law by the courts.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

It's in the 🤬 SCOTUS decision -

"Whenever there is a [war, invasion, or predatory incursion perpetrated, attempted or threatened] and the President makes public proclamation of the event"

That's the 🤬 loophole there

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Shot

youtube.com/shorts/ovrtz...

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A Beastie Boy Overdubbing Just The Last Words In Rap Stanzas

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Chaser:

Play

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Madeleine Albright ft. Ross Bryant (Beastie Boys rap) - Make Some Noise S2 E3

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

The funny thing about the Gavin Newsom podcast stuff is that he's pissing off liberals and all the chuds absolutely hate his guts and are talking about him as a fraud.

They also probably have the most accurate read on him, funnily.

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

They (incorrectly) think he's some kind of leftist, but their read is generally that he's a deeply cynical huckster trying to paint himself as a "hears all sides" centrist to people who think he's a leftist so he can run for President and the people going on his show are all loathsome buttholes.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Now and forever, Gary Callahan

Domestic Enemy Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social):

Sometimes a group of lawyers can come to be regarded almost universally as crooks. Anyone remember Prenda Law, the group of porn-uploading copyright trolls who ran an extortionate scam? Rather quickly they were regarded across the national legal community as crooks and widely distrusted.

/1

Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social):

Judge Alsup just now, on Ezell's evasion: "The government has tried to frustrate the judge's ability to get at the truth of what happened here. It set forth a sham declaration, then withdrew it, then substituted another. That's not the way it works in the U.S. District Court."

Sean Wallitsch (@shidarin.com):

How many chances did Prada Law lawyers get before consequences came for them? It feels like, for lawyers with bad faith arguments that are quickly proven dishonest, it's still a decade before even the slightest thing happens to them.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The mill of American justice grinds slowly, but exceedingly fine

Transgender World (@transworld.bsky.social):

'Trans Army' Facebook page recruits veterans, police officers to join 'rebellion', stockpile weapons, 'prepare for what's coming'

www.msn.com/en-us/ne...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

J3zz (@j3zz-g.bsky.social):

Sounds like a trap honestly.

Dana Priebe (@queenofnopants.bsky.social):

Does to me too.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Facebook = panopticon.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I don't envy a goddarned thing Elon Musk has.

Michael Feola (@feolski.bsky.social):

Another gem from Elon. Where movements for social justice can only be read as movements of envy -- the desire, by inferiors, to have what their betters already have. Once you understand this article of faith, you understand so much of the broligarch political imagination.

Sable 🏳️⚧️ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social):

this is literally how my brain works

Sable 🏳️⚧️ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social):

I made a joke about ball hogging. And then I made a joke about hall bogging, which is making your hall into a cranberry bog. And then I made a joke about being a crans woman. And now I can't stop and I won't stop. You can try to contain me but I'll break out.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Now I have a mental image of you skateboarding down a Cali road, cellphone selfie streaming stick in one hand, Ocean Spray in the other, blasting Fleetwood Mac and cruising the hill

jb (@fairytaleteacup.bsky.social):

But with juice instead

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a person with a pumpkin on their head holding a cup of coffee .

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Hooray and congrats Europe

Mallory Moore (@mall.bsky.social):

The European Ct of Justice has ruled confirming GDPR states are not permitted to demand proof of surgery to alter identification records for trans people - gender identity must be prioritised over assigned s*x as it is the relevant data for identifying a person.

curia.europa.eu/jcms/upload/...

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Elon Musk is going to try the novel "I Was Just Issuing Orders" defense

David Burbach (@dburbach.bsky.social):

Musk is an absolutely depraved and evil man. Defending Stalin, Hitler, and Mao in order to justify firing VA nurses and park rangers? How does one come to hate civil servants so much? Insane, and dangerous.

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Open for a (complete lack of) surprise

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

And it all crashes down

And you break your crown

And you point your finger, but there's no one around

Just want one thing, just to play the king

But the castle crumbled and you're left with just a name

Staccata 🪄 (@stacy.is.relentlessly.online):

this song always bothered me because i can sing most metallica songs but this one is just too stressful on the voice and i always want to sing it

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

need to get tied up and teased for hours by the end of the month

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Oh no you might get

T i c k l e d

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

oh no that would be amazing

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

O h

N o o o o

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.