Bard spotting on Bluesky 21 March 2025

if enough of us manifest it has to happen

NeoVi (@vimoding.bsky.social):

okay ladies let's get in the ritual circle

bsky.app/profile/prof...

area, man (@professorbutts.com):

welcome to the cocktagon

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

this is deeply cursed & makes me want bottom surgery even more

✨ Erinyes ✨ (@erinyes.diy):

i know i'm innately a peepeegirl because i imagine pissing at the one that almost faces the door and staring men down to show dominance

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

this pitch is now making me reconsider bottom surgery. i exist in a state of enby peripheral purgatory.

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

rotating the futa surgery in my mind & laughing like a sicko until i lose consciousness

Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):

@sarasoci.al has called me out for my transgressions & i apologize

sara (@sarasoci.al):

as a japanese , only we have the right to reclaim "futa"

and i choose to reclaim it

sara (@sarasoci.al):

thank you for this heartfelt statement of remorse, sage. the futa community graciously accepts your apology 💜

✨ Erinyes ✨ (@erinyes.diy):

peepeegirl is culturally neutral and clearly the superior non-op slur anyhow

tree girl 🌳 (@kelestrian-exile.bsky.social):

the girlpeepee mindset shift is like learning how to fly

(@thecrystaljules.bsky.social):

trans flag with a cross-stitched rendition of a panty bulge and the text "COME AND TAKE IT" embroidered onto it

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

shutdown internet dot com -h now echo shutdown.log>"pack it up boys internet's over"

Carl Marxman (@carlmarxman.bsky.social):

rm -rf /.*