Bard spotting on Bluesky 31 March 2025

ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact):

I think there's a HUGE issue with boss baby syndrome with respect to people mapping our current crisis onto… anything but especially from "historians of fascism" or whatever who always see <their research="" specific="" they="" totalitarian="" who=""></their>

Darton Jaxs (@convolutedname.bsky.social):

Three things:

1. Lots of boss baby vibes from people who study the boss baby

2. lots of focus by academics on higher education, and then they turn around asking "where is civil society?"

3. Why can't Zimmer write in like concise form

ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️ (@ellenteapot.ca):

guy who has only studied the Incan Empire voice: "getting a lot of Fall of the Incan Empire vibes from this"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Big Alexander the Great vibes happening

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Please please please stop dunking on the jerks joining the site to roll out victim-blaming outrage bait claiming that trans people are responsible for the genocidal transphobic persecution

Report, block, and choke them out

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

At best they're a stubborn, ignorant, opinionated jerk marinated in a self-reinforcing narrative of The Correct Opinion Haver - at worst they're a sociopathic sadistic troll. Either way, you aren't fixing them

p o t z {er} - March = 🎂🎉🎁 (@potzer.xyz):

parking tickets are just a tax on the poor

p o t z {er} - March = 🎂🎉🎁 (@potzer.xyz):

i just got a $50 (if i pay within a week) minutes after the meter expired.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

😞

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

The USA demanded lunch money from the other countries one too many times, it seems

A shame she didn't make the Norweigan world cup football squad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A5rd_Finne

Bardfinn.

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone):

i think we should do some kind of collective witch spell to curse elon musk. i don't know what forms of magick are chill for basically everyone to use though

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

An invocation titled "Ye Olde Margin Calle" seems to be the hex of choice

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.