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New Penny pfp just dropped. 🚨ACTUAL BARDFINN PIC!🚨

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Rdrama !biofoids, for the love of God will one of you please pass along some makeup tips to this r-slur so he stops making himself look like an embalmed corpse?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743443585cWdY_Bd0Trn1HQ.webp

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God I thought the subject was bait but here he is in all his glory and CVS makeup.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Nothing you can say will ever make Bardfinn less of a woman.

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I just want more Bardy selfies and dress pics.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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:marseyjamming:

Bard and a dress go spinny !

Bard and a dress go spinny !

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He's literally reading this thread right now. He changed his pic cause we laughed at him like 2 weeks ago

Trans lives matter

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Well yeah nothing is less of a woman than Bardy

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Bardy is more of a woman than you'll ever be.:#marseypunching:

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Reported by:

Hopefully it's a sign he's coming out of his shell and will share more with us.

:#marseyletsgo:

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AGPs who dump a full office floor's worth of whiteout on their faces and kiss a puddle of broken red Sharpie goo still pass at the 95th percentile of AGPs; which is to say not at all, but there was at least a modicum of effort.

Has there ever in the history of neurodivergent AGPs been a :marseytrain: whose special interest was the niceties of makeup and haute couture?

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only ftm ever pass :marseytruthnuke:

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Up until you see the full body :marseymanlet: or hear them squeak :marseymouse:

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They wish. I can spot those puffy cheeks and big eyes a mile away :marseybinos:

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Its mostly speed running and modding reddit/groomercord.

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CVS makeup

:#marseysmug2talking:

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CVS makeup.

:#marseyseethe:

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I buy my razors and face lotion from cvs. That's the closest to makeup i can think of is that a bad thing

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It has to be target makeup so he can use his mom's employee discount


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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:#marseyyikes:

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  • AGP smirk

  • Granny glasses

  • Face is more foundation than flesh

  • Thickest red lipstick imagineable

Yep, that's a :marseytrain: :!marseyinvestigate:

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@Vegeta

Thoughts?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743454357cJ6h-GM6M67rYw.webp

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Carp vindicated spectacularly :marseymanysuchcases:

!followers !friendsofcarp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17334134537326243.webp

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What do you mean she clearly says you are wrong?

:#marseyconfused:

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vindicated

how?

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The only trans woman in wheel of time was made by the devil

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simp

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:#marseylonghorn:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743448865dmX6nhm0_whEKA.webp

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:#marseyyikes:

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isn't the Longhorns logo a fascist dogwhistle?

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Satanic messaging

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743444444DsSK4AoCwQl_3g.webp

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just like the monster logo

and satan laughs

https://media.tenor.com/WPTfXp7RdoMAAAAx/white-monster-monster.webp

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:marseyboomer: :boome!rmonster:

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Remember how in Quake you could go into the console and change the gravity? Those were the days.

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I think it's a Buffalo Bill reference

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Buffalo Bard

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https://media.tenor.com/e90Y_CF7z-YAAAAx/buffalo-bill-good-vibes.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743446685ah-1uvPj1XK6eg.webp

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What if Penny is short for Pennywise?

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:#godiwishthatwereme:

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>for the love of God will one of you please pass along some makeup tips to this r-slur so he stops making himself look like an embalmed corpse?

she would just claim this is transphobic harassment.

But holy frick. Ive fricked male-identifying twinks with better makeup skills. Actually even the worst crossdressers do better than this. Grandmacore butt aesthetic.

Penny if youre reading this I will literally send you the contact info for a foid who teaches :!marseytrain:s and drag queens to do makeup if you'd like, no trolling, 100% serious offer, please fix this shit

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hay dramanauts what do you think is the bigger fetish?

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Never in my life thought I'd ever recommend this to anyone, but for the love of Pete use some blusher.

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Looking like Paul Bearer in drag

https://media.tenor.com/9TaIjP0ALBQAAAAx/ogvhs-oh-yeah.webp

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Somehow hiding half his face makes him even more clockable.

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God, in her infinite wisdom, always gives the most height and most chin and most peepee to the transgals who want it all least

:marse#ychad:

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He looks like Jim Sterling

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:marseynerd3: its James Stephanie Sterling

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*CWOMMANDER James Stephanyie Sterling

:marseystars#:

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I was gonna say the same thing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743465241t5U4rr0oOMJ00Q.webp

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was this the most forseeable :marseytrain2: out ever?

!transphobes

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Who is this?

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jim sterling, best description i have of him is discount totalbiscuit

!g*mers

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his name is Jim fricking Sterling, son

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no way he lost all that weight?!

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Gotcha thanks

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wait a minute, Jim lost weight?

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A Klenny pic and a Penny pic on the same day! We truly are blessed. :marseyexcited:

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>Klenny and Penny

:#carpcapyyinyang:

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So many face filters used on this

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And he still looks like a man in a wig and bad makeup.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Someone else suggested he's trying to look like....Marsey?

:#marseycatgirl2:

:#marseydizzy:

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If you're gonna be trans-something, trans-marsey isn't a bad choice.

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Why does this guy think plastering on dead pale foundation with bright red lipstick is doing anything for him? You have to work with your natural skin tone, and nobody apart from albinos has that skin tone.

Honestly, this is a large part of why MtFs are so aggravating: oh look, I'm caked in three inches of makeup, I'm a Real Girl!

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:#marseychadfoid:

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:#chad:

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Lol the alttext is "A portrait of Penny sitting in a doctor's waiting room. She is wearing makeup, glasses, and a hat. The hat is pulled down over her eyes. Her red hair is loose. "

A fricking "PORTRAIT" lmfao

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alttext

Is this the thing for blind people? Penny might fit in well in that community. :marseythinkorino:

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On Bluesky if you post an image without alt text you get scolded for doing a dirty stinky ableism

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Does Bardy know what blush or bronzer or contour is?

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When you use Bondo as foundation you don't need any of that other stuff.

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Lmao did they make the :marseytrain: in that mural extra ugly on purpose?

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It really does looks like some /pol/ caricature.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17434582553UvYb1ezil_J9g.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/kgqjxkWlgpQAAAAx/mortal-kombat-1-mortal-kombat-1-khaos-reigns.webp

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Really pale skin and lipstick doesn't go together, you're probably better off focusing more on you cheeks or eyelashes as it doesn't contrast as much

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