Bard spotting on Bluesky 01 April 2025

p o t z {er} 🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):

i ordered taco bell because they had bogo crunch wrap supremes and i ordered a pepsi with them but they sent me baja blast and i'd never had it before today and now i understand why

@acab4cutie.top i'm going to need you to talk to someone at TBHQ and get this sorted out for me, please?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Do you perhaps enjoy Dr Pepper?

p o t z {er} 🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):

it's not my go to but yes, i enjoy it

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Why do we downmarsey, report, and block trolls and hateposters instead of dunk on them?

Because people dunking on them is LITERALLY PART OF THEIR STRATEGY

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell.com):

We talked to the White House team that runs this account for a story last month. They're "smash-mouth" and 4chan-ified because it gets the internet's attention, one told me. A hate-share is still a share www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

🍂 Autumn 🍂 (@fallgirlautie.bsky.social):

Oh also I joined a new DnD group full of Trans People who are like the kindest...definitely in comparison to my old group

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Good! Surround yourself with kind and caring people

janny with a mop. janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.