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Bard spotting on Bluesky 02 April 2025 
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Y e a h g
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
I am absolutely regretting not emigrating to Bavaria in 1993 and disappearing into a career of baking pumpernickel
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
What a terrible time to have sentience
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):
"We want students to be totally unable to think for themselves and dependent on our language models version of rightwing unreality and anti thought."
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Confident bullishness with a chipper attitude is the acme of education
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):
Not to mention that person in the original tweet is a pro Zionist claiming that protestors are secret Nazisβ¦
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
strangled screaming
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Murder, She Moped
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Katie Tightkitty, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team):
what if chatgpt actually IS artificial intelligence but it's actually just representative of the median voter?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Prosecution rests
RadiantHostility (he/him) (@radianthostility.bsky.social):
That's my fault sorry I was 3% of all adjusted posting on Reddit between 2009 and 2021.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Comments Gyorg
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
It's a shame that the GIF service BlueSky uses has no clips of Emperor Cartagia holding his secret councils with his Heads of State
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
When does G'Kar break his solid teryllium chains
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
"They established the income tax so that citizens, rather than foreign countries, would start paying the money necessary to run our government," Trump says.
staring directly into the camera
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
The year is 2026. Agents of the Department of Donaldland Security sweep up Trumpizens smuggling coffee across the border. In a statement from the White Supremacy House, Secretary of Security Vince McMahon was quoted as saying β¦
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Americans are famous for a blazing economy in the absence of tea, coffee, and semiconductors, right
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Context for those who want it
www.youtube.com/live/FrJwnMA...
He literally was equivocating Biden administration efforts to gauge social media efforts to squelch "the vaccines will kill you / are worse than covid / ivermectin will treat it" with Nazi policies.
He's a quackadoodle
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Trump, the GOP, & especially TXGOP, are the party of Alex Jones β A USA characterised by the freedom of adverts for gold bullion, mypillows, bitcoin knockoffs, & Supplements β¦ in between hitpieces coming right up to the line of incitement of terrorist violence targeting trans & brown people
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Never ever ever connect your personal devices to a work-supplied network. Even if it's "the breakroom wifi"
If work wants you to connect a "personal device" to their network, they need to buy you that "personal device" and you will use it only ever to google "Baby Shark 10 hours" and play that
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
In fact if I were in the workforce today, my cellphone would be in a faraday cage in my purse throughout the workday. I'd literally just buy a pager.
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Not the first time he's quoted Joseph Goebbels either
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
If you live in Plano, Frisco, Prosper, etc - in TX Dist 3 - this cryptofascist is your rep. Call his office and demand he resign
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
The Muppets Take a Verse on Eminem's Next Billboard Hit
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
The silver lining of these law firms folding is, of course, that for them, $100 million of pro bono legal work is more or less one case for one client.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
If someone sets up an account here, I won't put them on a blocklist until & unless they meet the criteria for the blocklist through behaviour on platform or if their stated position on hatred rises to the level of the Wikipedia notability standard.
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Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
fricking dysphoria beating my butt today
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
π«
Wish you could join me for the grocery shopping
Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
π« could we get some rubs and some applewood rib rub?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Yesh. Rubs for you and ribs for the crockpot and applewood rib rub for seasoning π
Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
rub those ribs rib those rubs
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
I used to be the kind of person that Elon is. The kind of person who needs "I pushed button; thing happens". I needed Determinancy. I needed there to be a Right and a Wrong and a rigid, airtight way to prove either; Eternal Immutable Ontologies. I needed to touch the face of God.
Then I grew up
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
In a very real way, that happened because of GΓΆdel and because of his Indeterminacy Theorems and because of Lily & Lana Wachowski
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
It's bizarre to me that the G*merGate chuds managed to hijack the trappings of the message of The Matrix and have people who watched it and cheered on Neo & Trinity & Morpheus & c.
Suddenly believe that the Architect was the hero of the story
Ash, apparently (@arreffbee.bsky.social):
Do you think the Architect saved the entire previous versions of the Matrix, or just video clips of Neo coming into his office, just for funsies so he could start showing him, or...?
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
AI video generation pointsets
Just to go for space optimisation
Ash, apparently (@arreffbee.bsky.social):
Very efficient. Do you think the first few times he bothered? I feel like maybe at five or six he was like "darn, this would be more fun with visuals"
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FinTwitter (@fintwitter.bsky.social):
U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT REVISES ALUMINUM DUTIES TO ADD BEER AND EMPTY ALUMINUM CANS -FEDERAL REGISTER
(@eczema789.bsky.social):
Can someone help me out, what will this mean? Empty cans?
Aaron van Dorn (@aaronvandorn.bsky.social):
Beer is now more expensive
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Because imported Aluminium is now more expensive
Which also means that domestic recycled aluminum will be more expensive, because of the laws of supply and demand
Therefore beer (and soda, and everything else using package grade aluminium) more expensive
(@eczema789.bsky.social):
Thank you for this!
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Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social):
"governing partner"??????
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
You know. Co-President.
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Published yesterday but not an April Fool's joke (unless one considers certain facts about the universe to be a cosmic joke)
A vid about the history of my favourite annoyance, the Axiom of Choice
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
AC is responsible for giving rise to breaking logic under the GΓΆdel Incompleteness Theorems, is the sticking point in producing a proof of GΓΆdel's Formalisation of Anselm's Ontological Proof, and other issues
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"Screaming Externally" Garak Tailor (@comfortingmoo.online):
Okay, who starter packed me?
"Screaming Externally" Garak Tailor (@comfortingmoo.online):
I'm gonna break 10k and I haven't had my posters madness booster shot.
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
It's Sage's starter pack.
"Screaming Externally" Garak Tailor (@comfortingmoo.online):
Same one then. Sage deploying shitposter buff. I'm +10% for 48 hours.
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
...RIP Val
Stryder (@stryder.bsky.social):
2m to midnight you better not be fricking with me right now I needed sleep not sads ππ‘
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Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Weird things I have done, a thread
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Age 7, memorised the procedure for diagnosing appendicitis and performing a surgical appendectomy, from a 1960's-era medical encyclopedia. Was told later that day by a Scholastic rep that I was too young for the Star Wars picturebook I wanted to buy
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
American but spell words non-American i.e. "memorised", "colour" b/c I learned to spell from British supplied textbooks for NATO school kids
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Age 17 I sat down in the Computer Science lab and using ALT+nnnn codes dumped the binary machine code for the TSR I'd written into LOGIN.COM to intercept admin & user credentials. Used those credentials to drop a note in a home folder to ask a girl to prom.
(There was no email.)
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Overcame decades of internalised transphobia by also overcoming GOP / Evangelical Christian suppression of biology education to crush my internalised "transgender isn't authentic biology" bigotry (which had been conveniently supplied by the evangelicals)
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Studied / practiced (in no particular order)
π Zen
π Nichiren
π Christianity
π Western European pre-Christian religions
π Inanna worship
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Learned German to learn why Germany succumbed to Nazism
Learned Python to fight Nazism
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
and I like to contrefait
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Matt Akins (@walkipedia.bsky.social):
Okay, all the others are normal, quotidienne things. This one, however - this one is _weird_ .
(My normal may have been affected by my upbringing. YMMV)
Matt Akins (@walkipedia.bsky.social):
After all, I spend all day reading emails and looking at spreadsheets , and then come home and draw in my notebook:
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
If the pages had 120Β° offset dots supporting a hexagonal layout, you could instead tile with einstein tshirts
www.scientificamerican.com/article/newf...
Matt Akins (@walkipedia.bsky.social):
I have a hexagonal journal . . .
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/r/dallas is a discussion forum with 4 mods, down from 7 mods 5 years ago, and an unacceptable long running policy and practice that can be expressed as "Moderating here comes after job, commute, cooking, family, sleep, holidays, exercise, naps, and blowing our noses".
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