That time it started raining AKs in an Indian backwater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purulia_arms_drop_case

Purulia is among West Bengal's most arid districts so imagine the local's surprise when one fine December night in 1995 it began to rain AK 47s and thousands of rounds of ammunition

:marseyshook:

Christmas had come a week early.

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Unfortunately the kkkops :marseyplacenofun: were too close to the scene and took the goodies all for themselves, talk about being a grinch.

:marseyannoyed: :marseycop:

Santa's little elves(A MI6 operative and five Latvian crewmen) were intercepted by an IAF jet and forced to land on their return trip, proving pagans don't deserve such nice things after all

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And also maybe they should have chosen a better flight path. They were however released from their life sentences by interventions from the central government.

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A Dane would subsequently claim that he had organized the whole thing, at the behest of the central government, to overthrow the kkkomies in power in the state(the central government can impose direct rule if an armed insurgency were to suddenly break out :marseywink: in any state), the gifts being intended for the Ananda Marga, a spiritual organization that had been the target of persistent kkkomie persecution.

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The Ananda Marga was a cult that did not shy away from making political statements and had a reputation, deserved or otherwise, for violence-allegations persisted that they had murdered members who tried to leave the organization. Communist cadre murdered their personnel at several points so it wouldn't be so odd for them to favour with interest if fate gave them the chance to do so.

:!marseycomrade: :marseybattered:

:marseycomrade: :marseykyle:

:!marseydead: :!marseyexcited:

Unfortunately

:marseysob:

This did not come to pass and the kkkomies continued to rule the state for 16 more years.

>tfw you'll never get free AKs courtesy Her Majesty's government to exterminate Communist filth

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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags 1yr ago #3490734

I am green with envy rn

Unfortunately the kkkops were too close to the scene and took the goodies all for themselves, talk about being a grinch.

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lmao of course it was the *nglish

"Here's ur r-slurred agents back, u own us."

A Dane would subsequently claim that he had organized the whole thing, at the behest of the central government, to overthrow the kkkomies in power in the state(the central government can impose direct rule if an armed insurgency were to suddenly break out in any state), the gifts being intended for the Ananda Marga, a spiritual organization that had been the target of persistent kkkomie persecution.

Based

tfw you'll never get free AKs courtesy Her Majesty's government to exterminate Communist filth

Here in Canada the kkkommies gave french separatists some money and guns and they kidnapped a bunch of diplomats and killed one. The seps lost public support (if they ever had it) but where never caught despite the army taking over.