In for the rice, out for the rubber

Disclaimer:These guys aren't ricebag converts, they're akshually one of the last remaining Nestorian communities(and have surprisingly little issues with local Hindus as compared to mutt converted fags ) but I'm going to pretend they are for the joke

By saying the Centre should increase the price of rubber procurement to Rs 300 per kilogram, a senior Bishop of the influential Syro-Malabar Catholic Church has sparked ripples in Kerala's political waters. As a result, BJP will no longer lack a MP from the southern state.

Oh no no no minority consolidation bros. The chuds are winning.

The Archbishop's statement comes a couple of weeks after Prime Minister Narendra Modi, buoyed by his party's poll performance in three minority-dominated northeastern states, said that the BJP alliance would form a government in Kerala considering the increasing support of minorities for the saffron party.

BJP Kerala state president K Surendran claimed that the State government had been neglecting the farmers of Kerala for ages and that the CPI(M) was now scared that the Christian community would join hands with the BJP.

Kill kkkomies(in minecraft)

The ruling CPI(M) and the Congress, pointing to the alleged attacks by Sangh Parivar and RSS on several Christian places of worship across India, against which a protest was held recently in the national capital, said the BJP could not be supported just for an increase in rubber prices.

"The BJP is trying to create communal strife and turn the country into a Hindu Rashtra. So the price of rubber is not the only problem," CPI(M) state secretary M V Govindan told reporters.