I went on a date once, and we were both having a good time. It was around midnight when we decided to leave, so we both called cabs. His showed up first, so I told him to leave, and he did.
Never texted him after that, and he probably has no idea what went wrong.

— Shubhangi (@whySoVanilla) May 25, 2024

Kaleshi Bois with Street Dogs
pic.twitter.com/26330L0KEn

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) May 25, 2024

@cyberdick I have to say ascent of Telugu industry has done amazing things for Indian cinema Don't remember being this hyped to watch anything from Bollywood ever.

They built this car themselves

India added an incredible 5 times more solar in the first quarter of 2024, compared to a year ago, or to the previous quarter - a record 10GW

That's 65% of the UK's entire installed solar capacity - in just 3 months!

Wowhttps://t.co/ZpIAfyoTeX #climate pic.twitter.com/Pce20KmjzJ

— Assaad Razzouk (@AssaadRazzouk) May 24, 2024

If solar actually gives us energy security this blasted heat might still have some use

TV serials promoting LGTV now🫡🫡 https://t.co/jk8iLUaGLL pic.twitter.com/uwjEVIYDHq

— Zoomerjeet (@Zoomerjeet) May 24, 2024

Last major contest between a Punjabi & Pathan.

It's a world record in warfare pic.twitter.com/Pfbm59VgBk

— Zeus (@AsadAli16142608) May 22, 2024

Beautiful post, !bharatiya I wonder if this is what Vijayanagara felt at the height of its power as it watched the Turks squabble among themselves.

vs

The Punjabis have started to claim they're oppressed too now Who isn't at this point in Pakiland

Ethnokangers on the rise in heartlands makes me bullish on Paki partition 2.0

The viral video of the final moments of the most popular and most photographed tigress of our country, Collarwaali, the first one to be radio-collared in 2008. She leaves behind 29 cubs as the forest staff and tiger lovers bid a tearful farewell. #tigers pic.twitter.com/p1MDRpXCCT

— Ananth Rupanagudi (@Ananth_IRAS) May 23, 2024

and which parts would be safest for a white man to visit?

America : The Fast And Furious 11 will be the ultimate

Indian chor : hold my pulser pic.twitter.com/9b6PN0MCqe

— Raja Babu (@GaurangBhardwa1) May 25, 2024

That's a lot of risk they're taking.

America se leke China sab me reservation hai!

— Priyanka Deshmukh (@anarkaliofara) May 24, 2024

When I stood up to raise my questions after Gayatri Chakraborty Spivak was done with her Lecture on WEB Du Bois and Democracy, This Bastard and Bitch Lady had the audacity to interrupt me thrice on my pronunciation of Du Bois. Can the Subaltern Speak? pic.twitter.com/VkZI0eLewy

— Anshul Kumar (@notsomeritorios) May 21, 2024

God I love this so much

You are a subhuman with sub 80 IQ to think that is a question but still as long as you're harassing my enemies I'm all for it

I love these chamars. Would it kill you to google it cute twink its literally listed on the wiki page. If you're doing something as worthless as this anyway its the bare minimum you should do.

I'm sorry I offended you delete massa I didn't know

Like I said @tiptopkitkat couldn't happen to a better person.

God I wish I was on campus to witness this.

This is just too good.

BIG REVELATION ABOUT SELF by Modiji

- I have been sent by God for his special plan. There is no other reason why I can reach here from monk life

- I am always guided by HIM

- #Vision2047 is also GOD's plan

- GOD will not call back till his vision 2047 is fulfilled pic.twitter.com/HCSEuAUoyg

— Vishal Upadhyay🇮🇳 (@VishalU15) May 23, 2024

Uganda's tiny Indian community accounted for 90% of its tax revenues before being expelled in 1972.

They were permitted to return in the 1980s, and today (despite being only 1% of the population) account for 65% of Uganda's tax revenues.https://t.co/hCJFeQb0NQ

— i/o (@eyeslasho) May 24, 2024

Total domination

BRVTAL

>The bipox stole all our shit but their chllis are so good..

Lifuel for @kaamrev

Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak

Chakravorty

Not a Brahmin.

also defended a sexual abuser

In May 2018, Spivak signed a collective letter to New York University to defend Avital Ronell, a colleague of Spivak, against the charge of sexual abuse from NYU graduate student Nimrod Reitman. Spivak and the other signatories called the case a "legal nightmare" for Ronell and charged Reitman with conducting a "malicious campaign" against her. More specifically, the letter suggested that Ronell should be excused on the basis of the significance of her academic contributions. Many signatories were also concerned of the utilisation of feminist cowtools, like Title IX, to take down feminists.[38] Judith Butler, the chief signatory, subsequently apologized for certain aspects of the letter.[39][40] NYU ultimately found Ronell guilty of sexual harassment and suspended her for a year.