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KinoBushido im/just/ken :kenjak: irl  4mo ago (reddit.com) 1,852 thread views #238147

Man picks up girl at Chipotle. Gets arrested. :marseymanysuchcases:

https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/15n1x5/on_aa_just_approach_whats_the_worst_that_can?sort=controversial

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”More careful how? Never talk to anyone?

"I don't know. Maybe.”

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a mog so brutal it should be considered :marseycop: brutality

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I CANT BREED!!!! :marseyfloyd:

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"I'm actually headed over to Starbucks" (across the street and down half a block).

"Oh, hey, me too, I need some green tea. [this is actually true] I'll walk with you."

So we walk down

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17055282625689838.webp

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carp look

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carp has s*x (with men) tho

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This wouldn't happen at Moe's. Yet another dub for #moesgang

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Frick yeah welcome to moes

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I'll have the nachos and a medium drink please

:marseymommymilkers:

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What kind of rice?

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I take my rice like my women

Keep that wh*te away from me :punchjak:

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:#holdupjak: uh sure thing sir.

What kind of beans?

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No beans, double rice master race

!goyslopenjoyers know this is true

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Why do you hate beans? :marseyfart:

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Stop being fat and eat your beans

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You ok? :marseyexcited:

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Just doin my job here at the beans n rice station

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Moe's Seasoned™ Rice* please!

*Product may or may not contain up to 5% rice, ricemeal or ricemeal concentrate.

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:#marseyobesescale:

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Who's Moes?

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Moe mama

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:marseydisintegrate:

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Qdoba Gang. DIABLO QUESO 4 LIFE

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I've only been to Qdoba once or twice because the only one near me always has wait times of over an hour.

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Reported by:

11 years ago was 2013

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:marseymisinformation#:

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i don't think that math checks out

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I wish it didn't

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Time just keeps going. I just don't get it. I go to bed, and when I wake up, sometimes it's the next day!

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This guy slaps your tits and follows you to Starbucks, how do you respond?

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call the police and tell them he has a bunch of incels locked up in a hollywood mansion

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This dude literally thinks hes being smooth when hes borderline stalking and following a complete stranger lmao.

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This reads like the narration of that show "you" .

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My zoomer vocabulary isn't up to date enough to understand this post

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/170553096242733.webp

:#marseysoypoint:

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I didn't say how out of date it was

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"Field report" always makes me laugh. Neighborz think they Jane Goodall just because they managed to get within 10 feet of a woman.

:taylaugh:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/h3tVQ5p2oT0EtCxkJU/giphy.webp

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:#platyold:

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He didn't have the rizz. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

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Yes, rizz wasn't invented in 2013.

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some people can understand words they don't know just from context

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You an etymologist? Shut up, nerd.

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no opposite really. i think ur r-slurred

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Well I guess I shouldn't take your input seriously

:#marseyindignant:

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remember when you spoke your first word? try following that process again

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Yeah, my first sentence was "@Geniud2 is a lil b-word"

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>lil

sorry I don't speak aave can you explain this word to me in detail

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Lil: as in "@Geniud2 is a lil b-word"

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Sounds like you're not even close to being out gaming yet, no cap

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There was nothing wrong with what he did tho

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This is why you need to rely on rdrama to get laid apparently

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I am as charismatic as i am neurodivergent and this would have worked if i did it :marseyindignant:

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>Joined 04 Jan 2024

>Knows deep drama lore

:#marseythinkorino:

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Everything was reposted yesterday and I read all of it because I had nothing better to do unfortunately

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You will fit right in.

What's your favorite Marsey?

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I like this one

:marseypartymaxx:

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:#marseysteer:

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right? all he did was follow her from store to store never giving her a chance to say no. YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE ANYMORE GAWL!

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Women don't want him (or you) to creepily follow them to Starbucks. I don't think she even wanted Starbucks, who has coffee with a burrito?

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He was ugly which is always wrong.

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And poor

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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Bait I'm sure but following someone like that is weird. Not call the cops weird but definitely still weird. Doubly so if the chick is some socially stunted shut in and triply so if Anon is a fat pissbottle redditor (as is tradition)

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Being Danish this would be creepy from the get go, even if it was a male male interaction

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That's true, everything Danes do is creepy. :marseyflagdenmark: :!marseyyikes:

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Is it true that when you're a kid over for a play date, you just sit and stare off into space doing nothing while everyone else eats and talks together?

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no? what is that the story of some nog being neurodivergent

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When the starbucks wagie recognizes you "I've seen you around", you know you fricked up in life.

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The part he left out of the story: the girl was 15

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Random: I was googling Massachusetts from my work computer. On that little google info side panel, it listed state facts like size, population, etc

But at the bottom of the panel, it had

Age of Consent: 16 (some law firm link)

Bro what the frick

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It's like targeted ads, the algorithm knew that's what you were really after

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I was looking up income tax brackets for a client bug :derpwhy:

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It probably would have worked if he immediately offered to buy her a coffee. If she refused he should have taken that as a cue to leave.

DM me for more pickup artist strats

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11 years ago? This was back when the OG theredpill sub was still active with gaylubeoil and redpillschool, way before the modern cancerous manosphere. :boomermonster: /r/seduction was bait back then, probably still is.

Anyways, dude was an autist, randomly tagging along is creepy and she can't say no because she doesn't wanna get murdered.

However, frick that stupid butt hoe, THINK ABOUT IT, would she say no to prime Brad Pitt forcibly tagging along like that? Frick no she wouldn't lmfao. Dude was just SO UGLY that she felt like she's gonna get murdered, impressive. (ノ￣▽￣)ノ

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:#marseysheep2:

Snapshots:

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