"Me [52M] just found out at least 4 of my 5 children [33F][30F][28M][24F][14F] are not mine. Wife [51F] wont say anything." :marseydespair: come stare in into the void bros

This tale is told in 2 separate entries, the first post was first released on /r/relationships but swiftly locked by jannies, then reposted to /r/parenting and /r/relationship_advice. TLDR: Guy marries the first chick that lets him hit in college, she still rides the peepee carousel behind his back for the entire duration of their relationship, prosneeds to gaslight him after he found out.

God abandoned this cuck 1

One redditor puts it into most simple but beautiful words

Women are whores. In other news water is wet

:#doomerchudtalking:

Final update post

"For the next few weeks we barely said a word to each other; I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing. So I lost the love of my life, and I'll never know what mistakes she had made. I really wish I could go back in time and forget about it all. Whatever mistakes she made, I honestly wanted to work through it, and now I'm just riddled with guilt that I pressed her for an answer."#

This cuck still stayed in his shed despite knowing his wife kept fricking other men behind his back not once, or twice, but during their entire time together. This strag probably sucked more indirect peepee than tonguing a post wall twink.

The foid meanwhile:

>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

:#marseychadfoid:


But I just didnt want to leave it off here, lets look at some of the most r-slurred answers Plebbitors posted in response to this :marseychefkisstalking: bait

"This is gross. My husband and I have slept with other people within the boundaries of our marriage but I would never imagine in a thousand years allowing another man to get me pregnant and bear his child. Nevermind four times. She's so gross. She doesn't care about you."

"Look into chimerism and DNA mutations. Chimeras have two sets of DNA and can have children that do not register as theirs on DNA tests. Also, older dad DNA can mutate."

Yeah bro you are a fricking pokemon look into it

Of course a whole lot of:

"Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy"

:#soysnootalking: :#soysnootalking: :#soysnootalking:

Nah the correct answer would have been murder-suicide but I digress.

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If every man who's raising someone else's child knew about it the world would collapse overnight. It's gonna be around half, maybe even more

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It's definitely not half, but if an instant mass exposure happened, it would still be wild. Here, let's do some napkin !math. :pepemath:

There's ~4 million births in America every year. Even if we assume just 1% of children are being raised by a man that incorrectly believes himself to be that child's father, that's 40,000 kids a year. The average age at which men have their first child has increased over the past few decades, and life expectancy varies, but if we figure there's a 50 year gap between the two, we end up with 2 million American men right now in this exact situation. For each percentage point we increase our initial assumption by, we get an additional 2 million. :marseychartuptrend:

And that's just America. Worldwide, there's gotta be tens or even hundreds of millions of men raising another man's child, and they'll never know it. :marseyclueless:

!besties, straggot moids are such cucks. :marseygossiplaugh:

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Even if we assume just 1%

I'm gonna pull a number straight out of my bussy and pretend its a low estimate, then act shocked when it leads to high numbers of bad thing :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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Who's shocked? I'm well aware that women lie as naturally as they breathe. And it is a low estimate. Specifically because women lie as naturally as they breathe. :marseygoodnight:

Unless... do you actually think less than 1% of women are willing to cheat on their husband and continue lying about it if they get knocked up? :marseyxd:

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People who cheat do it one or a few times. Really hard to get knocked up from this, even if we assumed cheaters only rawdog you'd get <10% rate.

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its banned or requires mothers consent in many places for a reason

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