"Me [52M] just found out at least 4 of my 5 children [33F][30F][28M][24F][14F] are not mine. Wife [51F] wont say anything." :marseydespair: come stare in into the void bros

This tale is told in 2 separate entries, the first post was first released on /r/relationships but swiftly locked by jannies, then reposted to /r/parenting and /r/relationship_advice. TLDR: Guy marries the first chick that lets him hit in college, she still rides the peepee carousel behind his back for the entire duration of their relationship, prosneeds to gaslamp him after he found out.

God abandoned this cuck 1

One redditor puts it into most simple but beautiful words

Women are whores. In other news water is wet

:#doomerchudtalking:

Final update post

"For the next few weeks we barely said a word to each other; I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing. So I lost the love of my life, and I'll never know what mistakes she had made. I really wish I could go back in time and forget about it all. Whatever mistakes she made, I honestly wanted to work through it, and now I'm just riddled with guilt that I pressed her for an answer."#

This cuck still stayed in his shed despite knowing his wife kept fricking other men behind his back not once, or twice, but during their entire time together. This strag probably sucked more indirect peepee than tonguing a post wall twink.

The foid meanwhile:

>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

:#marseychadfoid:


But I just didnt want to leave it off here, lets look at some of the most r-slurred answers Plebbitors posted in response to this :marseychefkisstalking: bait

"This is gross. My husband and I have slept with other people within the boundaries of our marriage but I would never imagine in a thousand years allowing another man to get me pregnant and bear his child. Nevermind four times. She's so gross. She doesn't care about you."

"Look into chimerism and DNA mutations. Chimeras have two sets of DNA and can have children that do not register as theirs on DNA tests. Also, older dad DNA can mutate."

Yeah bro you are a fricking pokemon look into it

Of course a whole lot of:

"Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy Go to therapy"

:#soysnootalking: :#soysnootalking: :#soysnootalking:

Nah the correct answer would have been murder-suicide but I digress.

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>soyvatar pfp

Every single time :#marseyemojirofl:

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I think they're default. But you do have to customise them to look like that...

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They're not. I made an account just last week.

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Oh lol nvm

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The default is what boner garage has.

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They give you a randomly generated one on new accounts to make people think people actually choose to use them. My 6mo old account has one, but you can only see it on nu reddit


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What a sad tale. Now fricking his daughters won't be nearly as exciting as it was before.

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:#bruh:

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At least he's got the 1/5 ya know?

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The fact that she pressured him into the youngest makes me think that she might be his, maybe she felt bad bout it and wanted to let him have one kid or something. It's just weird that she specifically pressured him into having only one of the kids and that was the last one :tayshrug:

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Not paternity testing every newborn

:#donkeykongn: :#donkeykongg: :#donkeykongm: :#donkeykongi:

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France tried to do this and the next government made it illegal to prevent "anti-social behaviour" !chuds

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:#donkeykongt::#donkeykongs::#donkeykongm::#donkeykongt:

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:donke#ykongt::donke#ykongs::donkeyk#ongm::donkeyk#ongc: :marseyflag#taiwan: :marseychingchongsu#premacy:

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Have fun giving the government you and your kids DNA

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Daily reminder that this is every female :marseythumbsup:

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Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing.

not all are as good as this one

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At least she did the right thing in the end

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she even fricked up the fake meme suicide, stupid b-word

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god I wish imagine having a woman that into s*x

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The story is fake because the women will never commit suicide for such minor thing

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especially your mom

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If every man who's raising someone else's child knew about it the world would collapse overnight. It's gonna be around half, maybe even more

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It's definitely not half, but if an instant mass exposure happened, it would still be wild. Here, let's do some napkin !math. :pepemath:

There's ~4 million births in America every year. Even if we assume just 1% of children are being raised by a man that incorrectly believes himself to be that child's father, that's 40,000 kids a year. The average age at which men have their first child has increased over the past few decades, and life expectancy varies, but if we figure there's a 50 year gap between the two, we end up with 2 million American men right now in this exact situation. For each percentage point we increase our initial assumption by, we get an additional 2 million. :marseychartuptrend:

And that's just America. Worldwide, there's gotta be tens or even hundreds of millions of men raising another man's child, and they'll never know it. :marseyclueless:

!besties, straggot moids are such cucks. :marseygossiplaugh:

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Even if we assume just 1%

I'm gonna pull a number straight out of my bussy and pretend its a low estimate, then act shocked when it leads to high numbers of bad thing :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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Who's shocked? I'm well aware that women lie as naturally as they breathe. And it is a low estimate. Specifically because women lie as naturally as they breathe. :marseygoodnight:

Unless... do you actually think less than 1% of women are willing to cheat on their husband and continue lying about it if they get knocked up? :marseyxd:

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People who cheat do it one or a few times. Really hard to get knocked up from this, even if we assumed cheaters only rawdog you'd get <10% rate.

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its banned or requires mothers consent in many places for a reason

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>Frick Chad behind your r-slurred hubbies back

>collect kids from everyone except your husband for 15 years

>get caught

>refuse accountability or an explanation to your family

>keep yourself safe

I'd count suicide as taking accountability, Japs would agree.

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Nips only accept suicide as taking accountability if you do it in an extremely painful manner.

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I could be wrong as my historical interests are more in China and Korea but I don't think pain has to do with it. The reason for them stabbing in the stomach is because they believe that the soul or essence(something like that) is in the stomach. Also in WWII they switched to cyanide pills which means there's a clear lack of care for the death itself.

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Do China and Korea have similar ritualistic suicide traditions?

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The Chinese committed suicide even more then the Japanese. Within Confucian ideology suicide and self harm were seen as bad, but they also believed that all needs were hierarchical. If you needed to hurt or keep yourself safe to achieve higher spiritual devotion then you must do so, or if you must die to save a loved one then it was acceptable. It was seen in a similar light to the way Europeans view(ed) it, self harm is bad and evil, but doing it for good was the purest form of goodness. Women also would preform a more ritualistic and less spiritual form of suicide most often to protect their chastity, as if under the threat of r*pe, as well as to follow their husbands or sons into death. But despite this, the most common reason was to protect ones familial or personal honor, usually in the face of cowardice or crime. This became such a big issue in the pre-modern period that it was in some cases made illegal unless the person was under civic order.

Koreans are more tentative with the idea, having a harsher outlook on selfish suicides. But they still have the general idea to preserve ones honor even if it means suicide, though this is not ritualistic. But they do also have the tradition of sympathy or loyalty suicide, in which you commit suicide because someone you loved or respected did.

You also have to remember how interconnected Korean and Japan are, as well as how disconnected China as a whole is. China is so massive that cultural groups are about as plentiful as the northwestern middle east, so much of their cultural record comes from whichever ethnic group ruled at that time. They also enjoyed burning and erasing non conforming records from previous dynasties.

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Jesse what the frick are you talking about??

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Me just found out

YTA it's no wonder your wife wanted her children to have another man's DNA

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Many animal species kill the offspring of rival males, just saying.

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He should frick them first :#nice:

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For humans, the females also do something similar.

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!incels would :marseymid: you rather this or staying a truecel for life?

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if you deny this opportunity wouldn't that make you volcel? :marseythinkorino2:

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incel > cuck

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Very believable cuck fiction

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:marseycuckfiction:

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I there's nothing more cucked than fathering a daughter, does that mean that there's nothing less cucked than acting as a father to several daughters who it turns out are not yours and are now very much back on the menu :marseythonk:

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lay claim to 33f

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:4: :y::e::a::r::s: :a::g::o:

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Only one is male so you barely got cucked idgi

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All of this is fake and straight anyway so it doesn't matter, though I did think his wife committing suicide was a happy ending (even if the cucked unreliable narrator doesn't see it as such)

Now he doesn't have to lose the house or pay alimony :marseywholesome:

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suicide is the easy way out in that situation, watching everyone turn on her would bring much greater satisfaction

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Too many words

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I was hoping she was thinking it over, and I expected her to eventually sit me down and explain herself. I figured she was so far deep in a lie that got out of control, she needed time to think things over.

Nope. I came home one evening to find she had committed suicide by overdosing.

Ok this has to be a fake story.

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I wonder if she offed herself out of guilt (lol no) or because she couldn't stand being married to such a cuck and had to do the job he wouldn't herself or just accidentally OD'ed when getting ready for chemsex with some strange D.

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