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MarseyIsMyWaifu
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MarseyIsMyWaifu
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The sad state of modern dating π
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The dating pool of Soren:
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He'd have to find a zoophile.
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM
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wtf soren stole my fricking idea from inside my head frickng gangstalking me?????
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I'll always wonder what that guy's like in real life. His entire worldview/politics/personality was repulsively affected by online brain rot, but it wasn't uncommon for him to take multi-week breaks form the site, which is more than even someone like me can say. The only person I've met IRL who's even remotely comparable to him was a guy in the class above me at school who once said, without even a hint of irony, "I wish Hitler was my dad so I'd have someone to look up to"
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He probably just exists. He goes to class, talks to no one (people try to talk to him and he responds in couple word replies), he drives back (best part of his day is the drive), and then takes a shower where he curls up into a ball and wishes he'd just kill himself. Repeat the next day
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Can you do me next?
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This was
in college except i'd get high in the shower and do the curling up in bed
I got better tho
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Useragent is gone, schizocel is gone... mimwee and sandkwinn will be gone soon too.
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I'm getting busy with irl stuff so I can't keep up whatever you're trying to bring me into.
Also I'm a lone wolf so I'm not part of any clique. I move on my own and some people just happen to take notice.
I am not like you and no matter how hard you try you will never be like me.
The rest of the !edgelords wish they could be me.
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And they have the audacity to ask for help
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You pay money to buy anime girl pngs wtf you on about
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t. The guy hanging out with groomercord users irl
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Yeah, like I said no matter how much you want to be me you won't so pack it up buddy this wolf pack only has room for one.
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Everyone knows that the
@FearOfBees 
@Goomble and 
@AverageBen10Enjoyer's clique is where it's at.
We hang out on
@Landlord_Messiah's wall every Tuesday afternoon to smoke and talk about girls.
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I should
ban every cute twink 
listed here
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I want to join
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he killed himself
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one day I'll be bored enough to look through Texan death records to see if I can find a 5'6 balding cs student in there and maybe we can scratch
into his tombstone 
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If I give you a gun and $50 will you go to texas and look for his grave?
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I'm barred from entering the united states of amerikkka but maybe someone else will do it
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I don't recall texas death certificates (or any state now that I think about it) listing height info, but having a general idea of the county and date can help if you're going to actually go through SSA death records.
If you know a relative that may have been listed as the informant they probably wouldn't mind sharing the burial location if you just cordially mention you were a distant friend and want to leave them flowers.
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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His name was Domingo
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he is not coming back, but coming out as a she
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Who's getting the best head?
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Need me a chipmunk hoe ππ₯π
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This song goes hard.
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I always got the sense from those movies that theo was getting 0 kitty
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Snapshots:
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17094985388149416.webp:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Current hyperfixation:
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Squeakquelitis
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The funniest image of all time
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