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Introducing the latest advancement in incel technologyhttps://t.co/FxBbuckmPU
— vers and lukas (podcast) (@versandlukas) April 2, 2024
Upload a picture and get a complete face structure analysis, try and share your result, the tool runs on your browser privately offline.
This project was funded by INCEL COIN, contract address:… pic.twitter.com/hWvPN4iX3w
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Was just about to post this lol.
https://x.com/VERYCOOLLUKEY/status/1775036545981886716
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Sydney Sweeney is gorge but we all know her assets aren't in her face. She has an amazing rack. Even gays have to admit that.
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Oh hi joan.
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hey b-word
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Of course, the resident drag queen thinks this is a good pic of her.
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Sydney Sweeney face isn't what everyone likes lol. Looks like the algorithm works
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just write BOOBA with big bold letters over the results
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Feeling so validated right now. I've been in at least 3 arguments about how her face isn't really attractive.
Her tits are just wonderful enough to cheerleader effect her face into the acceptable zone for most people.
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Except her face is part of the approachable next door booba girl charm. Truly magnificiently crafted by the () to farm twitter impressions.
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Sydney Sweeney's ranking is flawed since it only analyzed the quality of her face. I don't think anyone who's ever met Sydney Sweeney has ever once looked at her face.
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Physiognomy checks becoming a thing would be great for dramacoin
Next level of pronouns in bio
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Incels finding new and exciting ways to make themselves miserable.
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Just gave this program the head of the Apollo Belvedere to see how well that scored. Remember, this is the sculpture which for centuries was considered to epitomize western male beauty.
And the results are in:
Looks like Apollo here is certified mid. He'd probably be an incel.
!classics
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Hoeflation has skyrocketed since 527 BC
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I can swear this was posted here a year ago. not new.
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90% of incels (not you) could score if they had social skills. The appearance thing (not you you're actually this ugly) is just an excuse not to try because they're scared of women (who are very scary).
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Need the gay version where it rates your butt
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Sure, incel.
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Edit: and the values change SIGNIFICANTLY with a second photo. Sorry bros, this ain't it
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It's over
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someone please do it with gigachad's face
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You will never be a real Trump. You have no makeup, you have no foreign wife, you have no catchy nicknames for your opponents. You are an establishment rethuglican twisted by attention and transgenders into a crude mockery of God's chosen candidate.
All the “support” you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors.
True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are “endorsed” feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice.
You will never be president. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, the recent popularity dip is temporary, but deep inside you feel the latest Rasmussen polls creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear – you'll lose Super Tuesday, send a letter out to your supporters, check Twitter one last time, and drop out. You'll set up a meeting with Trump, the real candidate, heartbroken but hopeful that there might be a place for you in the new administration. You'll ask for Secretary of State, Treasury, or Defense, but be given Transportation instead. Finally, you will be removed from your pathetic cabinet position by 2025 over Twitter, and all that will remain of your legacy is an "other" category on the 2024 Presidential Election Polls Wikipedia page.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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