If you haven't spent four years throwing elaborate parties to get her attention you may be a fakecel

Gift link filtered by @Aevann so maybe copy/paste it: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JE4.MtZP.t1oAwjqrvh1H&smid=url-share

My friend sent this to me so now you have to read it. This story reads like a red flag came to life and just got married.

I leave you with this INSANE kicker

"Mr. Quintero said he pursued Ms. Babai because he believed in making choices to find love: "It doesn't just happen.""

Oh. Em. Gee. I can't wait to read the five year follow up when she divorced him for being a controlling monster.

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The great gatsby was not meant to be an endearing tale! Yikes. 😬

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The Times editors know this sort of article will do numbers, because the clueless richie-riches who star in it will be flattered, and the university-degreed progressives will quote-dunk it to death among themselves

I always assumed the Times nuptials section was aimed at people like me to hate-read and hate-share.

Like, no way would they share the love story of two nonwhite non-Ivy League grads without the stalker element.

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This is not a meet-cute, this is scary. Rich people are weird.

Yes, this is a Bluesky writeup, and yes, most of these people don't want you chuds to see their posts.