The 4C manifesto

What is the 4C manifesto?

For too long, men have been taken advantage of by women who know exactly what they're doing but refuse to reign in their bad behaviour because it benefits them with no downsides. We all know the idea of something being ontologically bad doesn't factor with women, so the only thing that will convince them to change for the better is direct action.

To that end, men must embrace the 4 "C"s and refuse to provide women these services without just compensation and recognition:

• Computers; Don't help fix them, don't provide any guidance. They're strong independent women, they can learn to code or how to use a screwdriver. If she wants nothing to do with men, make her live that.

• Cars; No fixing cars, changing tires, jumping batteries, nothing mechanical. Again, she can roll up her sleeves and get oil on her face if she wants it done. No emotional labor, no manual labor.

• Carpentry; no fixing things around the house that she needs, no DIY projects for her, no cute little gifts you made by hand. If she won't put out, you won't output.

• Combat; no fighting on their behalf. the advent of guns has made 'the weaker s*x' completely irrelevant. Even disregarding that, women often wield male violence against other men through social dynamics. That has to end - no more brotha wars.

There's also a secret meaning to the name, that shall remain as a shibboleth to keep women from infiltrating men's socializing spaces. The watchword shall be "you can 4C deez nutz "