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BYOB = Bring Your Own Bed, you stupid whore (4000 comments)

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how hard is it to cuddle for a little bit and then separate for the night lol

Like why do redditors even need to create a thread for a "problem" like this. They always make it sound like they are powerless in these situations.

Edit: This guy is 36 and his gf is 50 :marseymindblown: I thought this was like a couple of 20 year olds, wtf. :marseyitneverbegan:

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Asking a redditor to navigate social hurdles is like asking an r-slur to solve quantum gravity.

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How did someone this r-slur even manage to get a girlfriend?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736827955CJ1N-9LGnQYAgA.webp

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@pizzashill you should apply so you don't have to face rejection trying to pick up chicks at the grocery store anymore.

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I have never tried to pick up a woman

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:#surejan:

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Only groups of 18-year-olds

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Zoomers think they discovered the secret recipe for cheap uncrustables on TikTok because they don't know what a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is.

Why would we expect them to understand human intimacy?

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>uncrustables

I still can't believe people buy frozen pb&j sandwiches.

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I have a mexican coworker who cuts the crusts off of the uncrustables before he eats them

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These people are 30+

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Lol that is a crazy concept

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>like they are powerless

You are powerless. If I want to be the big spoon, there's nothing you can do about it. I'll probably slip it in your pooper while I'm spooning too.

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:#marseyspaltalking:

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Yup. My wife likes to cuddle. She's a heat machine and I like it cool. It's easy to just roll to our sides after we cuddle.

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:#marseytoasty2:

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