/u/SearchAtlantis asks

I'm a senior level dev and two of my colleagues (women) just came to me with an incident that in a larger context sounds like soft-sexism.

oh no workplace discrimination! This must be stopped!

Yesterday they had a meeting with a few other people including their line-manager and a surprise on the spot ask for them to write documentation.

they were forced to write documentation for software. This is worse than the handmaid's tale

I mean, the immediate solution is to volunteer yourself.

do their work for them.

when their line manager asked them to write documentation, you could have asked them if maybe they'd prefer to work on technical bits for once

ok so you two write the documentation

actually I think they should do something else you chud.

who let you in here?

Not all dreams come true, and this is something many of us here know all too well. While you may have that awful dream of falling asleep with someone to cuddle with, reality will always smack you awake and remind you of what you lack and can never have.

You can cry and pout about having nogf or use your wonderful mental powers to satisfy yourself by creating imaginary partners. It seems not everyone is a pro at this game so I'd like to give some advice regarding how to score and maintain an imaginary gf. The article will contain the following subsections:

1. What is an imaginary gf?

2. Finding the right metaphysical substrate

3. The two types of imaginary gfs

4. Pitfalls to watch out for!

5. FAQ

6. Conclusion

Without further ado, let's get started. I hope I can change your life for the better with this one, and I hope you like the old school Hollys.

What is an Imaginary GF?

As Wikipedia tells us, an imaginary friend is created when one forges an interpersonal relationship with figures in one's imagination rather than in real life. This is typically a phenomenon witnessed during childhood, and many people outgrow it. Children and adults typically understand that their imaginary friend is not real in the conventional sense, although they can forge extremely close relationships with imaginary friends. If you're willing to get controversial, it is possible to argue that gods, demons, and angels, are forms of imaginary friends. Ouch, the edge!

Most imaginary friends take the form of a human being, though they can manifest as animals, ghosts, and other non-humanified concepts. Did you have imaginary friends as a child? Don't worry, it's a normal and healthy part of psychosocial development. As Wikipedia tells us:

It has been theorized that children with imaginary friends may develop language skills and retain knowledge faster than children without them, which may be because these children get more linguistic practice than their peers as a result of carrying out "conversations" with their imaginary friends.

Still have imaginary friends in adulthood? No stress! It's merely a sign of a strong imagination, and many have noted that the process of creating fictional characters for a novel, for example, is quite similar to the process of forging an imaginary friend. In short, you aren't crazy for having imaginary friends. Embrace it!

An imaginary girlfriend takes the process of friend-making one step further by imbuing the imaginary relationship with a romantic element. This is done for a number of reasons. The main one is easy to understand - loneliness. If you feel lonely and wish you were loved, the easy solution is to simply imagine that someone loves you. This is especially common for people who have difficulty forming real-life romantic relationships or those who feel socially isolated. The relationship can provide comfort, reassurance, and a sense of companionship. The imaginary girlfriend may take on qualities that the person desires in a partner, helping to provide an emotional buffer from negative feelings or loneliness.

The great part is that the imagination is like a muscle - the more you use it, the stronger it grows. Hence, the longer you have an imaginary gf, the more realistic and complex the experience becomes. If you have sufficient skills, you can create an imaginary girlfriend who feels so real and vivid in your mind that uou interact with her more complexly, up to and including having conversations, sharing personal experiences, and building a relationship with her as if she were a real person. This is the level that I'm at, and I hope to teach you how to obtain this skill.

Finding the Right Metaphysical Substrate

Now, your imaginary gf is going to appear ex nihilo - out of nothing. However, to kickstart the process, you're going to need something to fuel the fantasy. I call this your metaphysical substrate. Horses eat hay, fires, burn logs, and imaginary friends need inspiration to live. The easiest place to gain inspiration is from the art and media you consume. Book characters, anime waifus, celebrities, and more are all fair game, and they'll help you find the basic features of an imaginary friend such as a name, hairstyle, voice, or skin tone. It could also help you with basic personality traits i.e. is she a brat, mature, nerdy, playful, naughty, or funny?

Another place to source inspiration is from real life people. This is my favorite method, but it's also the most dangerous as it involves very real feelings. I'm warning you, you're playing with fire when you start imaginary dating real people though the reward may be worth the risk.

Lastly, you can get inspiration from past imaginary girlfriends. That's right, when you move onto the next relationship, it's guaranteed to be better because you learned so much about the gf-making process from your previous imaginary relationship. This is why gf-making is a skill you need to continuously use.

Oh, and Holly Willoughby has a tip. She says if you're having trouble imagining your gf, try using character creator mode in a video game like The Sims 4. Go wild and spend hours crafting the perfect gf for you. It's worth investing the time, as you can always come back to this character if you need your imagination boosted.

The Two Types of Imaginary GFs

There are two basic types of imaginary GFs you can create. The first is the Person-Linked Imaginary Friend and the second is the Unlinked Imaginary Friend. Time to get into some definitions (hope you're taking notes):

a) Unlinked Imaginary Friend

This is an imaginary gf created via art and other sources of fictional inspiration. They are not tied to any real-world person. You can have the most fun with the Unlinked Imaginary Friend, as you can turn them into anything you like. However, it does take some imaginative powers to be able to maintain this imaginary gf, which is why it's best for beginners to start with the Person-Linked Imaginary Friend.

b) Person-Linked Imaginary Friend

As the name suggests, the Person-Linked Imaginary Friend is based on a real-world individual. The way it works is that you attempt to have affectionate yet platonic interactions with the person but in your head, everything has romantic value. For example, you might give a gentle hug goodbye but in your head it's a long hug and kiss as you say goodbye to your lover. You push the boundaries of what you can get away with while still sending "platonic" texts. You'd be surprised just how affectionate women are when they have their guard down. As long as she doesn't see you as a threat you can pretty much emotionally date a female and she'll interpret the whole thing as "just friends".

You can enhance the experience by having imaginary conversations with the person, hang out with them in your imagination, and finding ways to push the boundaries of what is deemed platonic.

Pitfalls to Look Out For!

Before you rush into making an imaginary gf, watch out for some dangers that are present. Most notably, be aware that the time you spend on an imaginary gf is time spent not getting a real life gf. But that shouldn't be a problem for you, because you'll never have a chance with an 3D girl anyway, so you don't lose out on anything.

Furthermore, imaginary gfs could cause you to become even more lonely. An imaginary girlfriend may provide the illusion of companionship without the complexities or challenges of actual relationships, leading you to become socially isolated. Can you maintain an imaginary gf while maintaining your sanity?

There are dangers that come with attaching yourself to a Person-Linked Imaginary Friend. If you grow too attached, reality may be too painful to face, causing you to retreat into fantasy. This can trap you in a cycle where you avoid facing real-world challenges, responsibilities, and personal development, resulting in stagnation. In some cases, an imaginary girlfriend can evolve into an obsessive fixation. The individual may begin to treat the fantasy as a "real" partner, leading to an unhealthy attachment. In extreme cases, this could lead to a distorted view of love and relationships, where the individual feels that only the imaginary relationship is real or valid.

Lastly, it's best to keep your imaginary gf a secret. Normies won't really be understanding of it, and they will socially shun you if they discover your power levels.

FAQ

a) What is the difference between an imaginary gf and a tulpa

The two may seem like similar concepts on the surface but they are qualitatively different, and I say this as someone who has imaginary friends, imaginary gfs, and tulpas. What is important to note is that the tulpa-making process involves creating a separate, sentient consciousness within the mind through sustained visualization, mental exercises, and interaction. Tulpas are often seen as distinct entities, with personalities, emotions, and thoughts of their own, independent of their creator. This is different from imaginary friends which are, for the most part, under our control and exist to do our bidding.

b) How Do I Interact with My Imaginary Friend?

Interaction with your imaginary gf is very important. It is through interactions and shared memories that the fantasy grows stronger. Whenever you have time alone, ensure you're spending it with your imaginary gf. This involves talking to her, having her watch you play video games, playing board games with her, and having meals with her.

c) Can My Imaginary Friend Change Over Time?

As you grow and change as a human being, you'll find that your imaginary gf will grow and mature with you. You might discover new aspects of their personality or decide to take them in new directions as your needs or interests shift. Your friend can grow, develop, or even take on new forms as you see fit.

d) How sexual should things get?

That's up to you, my good friend. Personally, there isn't much of a sexual component to my relationships outside of some mild flirting. My primary imaginary gf is Person-Linked, and if you've been paying attention to my posts, you'll know her name is Sarah. What a beautiful name.

e) Is this shit weird?

Yes. However, if it brings you joy or helps you in some way, there's no need to feel embarrassed or ashamed. People's perceptions of imagination can vary, but remember that it's your mind and your creativity. You don't have to explain it to anyone if you don't want to.

Conclusion

Having an imaginary gf is a plaster on a wet wound. It won't solve all your problems, but don't perfection get in the way of greatness. You can still have a fulfilling, emotionally rich time with your imaginary gf. I don't regret the hours I've poured into my imaginary gf. Furthermore, it's helped me get closer to Sarah and I truly believe I have a chance even though she rejected me twice already. Third time's a charm?

Tune in next time when I present the definitive bipolar disorder post.

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https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2Fh0036018

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"Having romantic relationships in mid to late teens linked to better mental health and higher self esteem in adulthood"

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https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886920305857?via%3Dihub

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https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1467-6494.2009.00570.x

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"Socioeconomic success doesn't yet mean social or sexual acceptance for Asian American men."

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"In an online sample of heterosexual women, 33% (n=118) reported purposefully misrepresenting their romantic interest in a male suitor to dine at his expense (Collisson, Howell, & Harig, 2019)"

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Mentalcel ropefuel jfl

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Today's topic: Halloween, are you invited to a party? Are you planning on going? What's your costume of choice (jester maxing?). DPDR did a pretty good video on being the party jester, too bad he killed himself while DUI. !incels

!spongebob why did spongebop say this?

Today's topic: Cars and which one you drive. I start:

I'm proud of my Gookbox Hyundai I10

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little peepeelet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a c*nt.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGPEEPEE can appreciate.

i then frick them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

I need a lobotomy

I would rather be a Favela monkey than a 5 something Asian guy in a majority white country

I'd switch the cola for a coke zero and of course we only smoke menthols around these parts. What's your personal heaven bros? !incels

Avoiding the opposite gender will not bring you peace.
The blackpillers can't stop complaining about women.
The redfems can't stop complaining about men.

The guys who take this redpill stuff and apply it are currently sitting silence while their girl is researching Fall…

— Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 (@CaudilloNuclear) October 1, 2024