Hi there! We opened a Redbubble shop so you can buy Marsey swag to impress your friends and family with in real life!
https://www.redbubble.com/people/rdramanet/
Right now it's just a selection of existing Marseys (more to be added) which you can get in sticker form, on shirts, hats, bath mats, clocks, mugs, whatever sort of tchotchke you want. I am going to order a bunch of stickers after I upload more and probably make a scene out of them on my computer because that's what people do. They pay money for stickers of cartoon cats from gossip websites and decorate with them. Why aren't you doing that?
NOTE: Redbubble is r-slurred and if you're looking for something in a particular flavor (i.e. a pin or whatever), you can get that by clicking this idiotic tiny bar:
There is currently one bespoke design specifically made for extremely fashionable clothes:
but more will be added as time goes on.
If a Marsey you'd like included isn't yet there, just say so and me or Aevann will go add it right away.
Buying a piece of Marsey clothing and submitting a picture will earn you a never-before-obtained badge by casino king @McCoxmaul:
All transactions are through Redbubble. We have no means of finding your name, address, whatever. It is entirely anonymous.
Now go. Hurry! Consoom marsey merch!
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lmaoo ur inclusive
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Finally, Dramatic At Every Size activism
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Know
your audience 
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Umm why is there is no xs, xxs, xxxs for the manlets and ftms of rdrama?
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Except there's no XS, carp is a fatophile confirmed
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Perhaps I can interest you in something from our bleeding edge Carp Couture line of custom pieces?
https://www.redbubble.com/i/clock/Train-Clock-by-rdramanet/124496190.DTJEB
https://www.redbubble.com/i/socks/Programmer-Socks-by-rdramanet/124489809.9HZ1B
https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/Marsey-Autism-Is-My-Superpower-by-rdramanet/124476578.CVVWR
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Adrenochrome-Mug-by-rdramanet/124492300.9Q0AD
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That mug actually made me laugh lol, maybe I can get someone to buy it for me
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The clock took like 45 minutes
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It is a really nice clock, but I'm unnecessarily paranoid af about someone coming over and recognizing it, I even change my nails after posting a hand pic every time
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You hang out with losers that would recognize a hate site?
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Not that I know of but you can never be too sure
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those programmer socks are not nearly long enough
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