Hi there! We opened a Redbubble shop so you can buy Marsey swag to impress your friends and family with in real life!
https://www.redbubble.com/people/rdramanet/
Right now it's just a selection of existing Marseys (more to be added) which you can get in sticker form, on shirts, hats, bath mats, clocks, mugs, whatever sort of tchotchke you want. I am going to order a bunch of stickers after I upload more and probably make a scene out of them on my computer because that's what people do. They pay money for stickers of cartoon cats from gossip websites and decorate with them. Why aren't you doing that?
NOTE: Redbubble is r-slurred and if you're looking for something in a particular flavor (i.e. a pin or whatever), you can get that by clicking this idiotic tiny bar:
There is currently one bespoke design specifically made for extremely fashionable clothes:
but more will be added as time goes on.
If a Marsey you'd like included isn't yet there, just say so and me or Aevann will go add it right away.
Buying a piece of Marsey clothing and submitting a picture will earn you a never-before-obtained badge by casino king @McCoxmaul:
All transactions are through Redbubble. We have no means of finding your name, address, whatever. It is entirely anonymous.
Now go. Hurry! Consoom marsey merch!
AEVANN EDIT: https://rdrama.net/post/105265/guide-how-to-browse-redbubble-marseypainter
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follow this guide to navigate the worst UI in mankind's history https://rdrama.net/post/105265/guide-how-to-browse-redbubble-marseypainter
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Where's the mugs at
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just open any of the designs and choose "mug" from this menu
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Not available for all of em, was hoping for a
one too
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it is available, the UI is just cancer
follow this guide https://rdrama.net/post/105265/guide-how-to-browse-redbubble-marseypainter
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Ah when I checked last night it was only available as stickers and a magnet
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i just made a custom one
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Adrenochrome-Mug-by-rdramanet/124492300.9Q0AD
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need a
mug
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its there king
go here https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/marseyoctopus2-by-rdramanet/124476918.EJUG5
and click this
and ctrl+F "mug"
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I just bought 9 stickers and a hoodie
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I am probably buying the smug one
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Its ok just tell yourself u did it for the badge
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Secure that bag, Grift King
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Redbubble takes 80% of all purchases lmao
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Secure that bag, Red Bubble
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Wow they are real hustlers
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will u ever revel how much yall making off us..?
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Exactly $0.00.
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kek sweetie I was paypigging for a year n some so $140(?) n I know imma poor so others were paypigging wayyy more than that. I wanted to help out kk im just wondering what transparency here gonna be…if any
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What transparency are you talking about? The only thing that's transparent here is your blatant entitlement. You've been "paypigging" for a year and you think you deserve to know what's going on with everyone else's money? Sorry, sweetie, but that's not how it works. If you want to help out, great, but don't expect to be handed any information that you haven't earned.
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lmao
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Thanks for your condescending response.
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kek
@HeyMoon istg u sic this neighbor on people
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This is just another example of how uneducated and ignorant people are on this site. It's people like you who help to contribute to the negative image of this site and its members.
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bbbb has vampire stealth now, I didn't realize until you tagged him
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Thanks, but I'm not perfect.
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Why would you paypig bb? You could run this site for $20/month.
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I wanted to support Aevann n carp 😔 capy does so much I just wanted to thank em
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Aevann I can understand, but crap is useless.
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Without him we wouldnt be getting the views we get bb there smth to be said for a charismatic figurehead 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
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lmaoo ur inclusive
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Finally, Dramatic At Every Size activism
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Know
your audience 
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Umm why is there is no xs, xxs, xxxs for the manlets and ftms of rdrama?
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Except there's no XS, carp is a fatophile confirmed
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Perhaps I can interest you in something from our bleeding edge Carp Couture line of custom pieces?
https://www.redbubble.com/i/clock/Train-Clock-by-rdramanet/124496190.DTJEB
https://www.redbubble.com/i/socks/Programmer-Socks-by-rdramanet/124489809.9HZ1B
https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/Marsey-Autism-Is-My-Superpower-by-rdramanet/124476578.CVVWR
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Adrenochrome-Mug-by-rdramanet/124492300.9Q0AD
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That mug actually made me laugh lol, maybe I can get someone to buy it for me
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The clock took like 45 minutes
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It is a really nice clock, but I'm unnecessarily paranoid af about someone coming over and recognizing it, I even change my nails after posting a hand pic every time
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You hang out with losers that would recognize a hate site?
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Not that I know of but you can never be too sure
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those programmer socks are not nearly long enough
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Me wearing my rdrama gear.
Queen
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id wear a marsey dress irl but needs sleeves
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This is totes cute but I personally wish the marsey was smaller and lower. Maybe the lower right side near the bottom of the dress.
Just my two cents.
@carpathianflorist not sure if they offer other dress styles.
Edit: I meant right side from our mirror perspective. Left side from the model’s perspective.
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I can position it there. That’s actually not a terrible idea.
Redbubble doesn’t offer the elaborate patterns I was hoping they did and I’m still depressed at not being able to play fashion designer with intricate shit
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pls bb I’d wear that fr but the marsey a bit too much
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what if no-one likes my shitposts
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I agree bb hoping he’ll listen to u 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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I don’t think redbubble really offers customization?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Why sleeves? Do you have fat arms bb?
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irl modesty bb
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down to my elbows bb
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How did Penny and BBC get theirs already???
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Are you blind?
Thats Hotep
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I can't wait to identify and interact with all my fellow Marsey enjoyers in public
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This (really)
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BARpod doing live shows in October. See you there
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Waiting for Bard to spot one of those stickers with his Marseyfied version on it and he calls the FBI for stochastic terrorism.
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I’d call the FBI if I saw anyone with marsey merch tbqh, love you guys but NIMBY
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TBF that’s probably the socially responsible thing to do. At least should be put on a no fly list.
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Imagine if someone puts a bunch of marseys (including marseyfinns) on lampposts near his house. He'll have kittens!
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Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows that marseys don't climb lampposts.
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Can we get a badge for having our marsey in a piece of merchandise
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do you have a suggestion for what it might look like
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Shittiest puzzle ever
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Do you think this will scare the hoes
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...i might buy that actually
oh shit I can get a sneedblanket!
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fixed king
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What about Marsey playing cards
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playing spades with the fam with marsey cards
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Capy as spade, crap as diamond, and Marsey as hearts and clubs
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How about Marsey Tarot cards? Lots of dramatic poses already.
"Ah I see you drew the Wizard for your past, the Fool for your Present, and the Empress for your future. Let me demystify - er, demarseyfy that drawing for you."
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I'd legitimately pay an unreasonable amount of money for an actually decent Marsey playing card set
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I want the Racist!? sticker bor my bike
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Shop needs bussy stickers, too
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you would buy them ?
or just suggesting?
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Suggesting. I'd prob buy if I wasn't paranoid about some butthole possibly finding my address or something
Yes, yes, I know. Take meds
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done king https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/124624727
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np lol
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here u go king https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/124630642
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Thank you grift lord
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