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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★  1yr ago (image post) Edited 1yr ago 1,176 thread views #115530
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(changelog) A mysterious package has arrived on your doorstep. There is no return address, there is only your name, scribbled in what appears to be red ink. The odor of rotten fish overpowers your nostrils. You pick up the parcel and turn it over to open it. On the bottom is just a crude drawing of a catfish with the words "xoxo carp!" Your stomach sinks as you feel a rising sense of despair in your gut and with shaking hands, you tear open the cheap brown paper only to look inside and find...

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A FREE HAT

Everyone with an account as of RIGHT NOW has this rad Homoween 2022 hat. It is not for sale and will never be distributed again.

If you'd like to wear it, please visit https://rdrama.net/hats and press the EQUIP button beside it. As a reminder, you can equip an unlimited number of hats, and it will randomly cycle between them.

p.s. can someone please use the Vax award on me? I don't want to be a gay zombie.

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It's my only hat because I'm a :marseypoor:

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Why can't we gift hats? On that subject why can't we gift hats and force the recipient to wear them for a while?

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@Aevann @TwoLargeSnakesMating @CREEPathianHORRORist @geese_suck

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Creators get paid when they buy a hat so you can gift the dramacoins for a rebate

Disclaimer: I have not made a hat

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You only get a 10% cut, it wouldn't be a huge discount. And I was more hoping for the forced hat thing. People would be buying my libertarian hat a lot more often :marseymerchant:

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Hatlock award :#marseythinkinghallowseve:

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Because no one thought of it before

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:#marseygivecrown:

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Same. Carp popped my hat 🍒.

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Its my only hat because i can never decide which hat i want and end up choosing none :marse#yspecial:

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I'll gift you 500 DC if you promise to buy one of my hats.

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Sounds like a good deal to me

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Same man

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WOWIE ZOWIE A FREE HAT!

:#soyjackwow: :#marseytexan:

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You should :marseybee: more positive

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Thank you for teaching me to 🐝 my real me

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It's a free :marseybee:

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This is the worst hat I have ever seen.

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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In most circles this would not be considered a hat

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how do i return a hat

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Wow, U2 put a free album on my phone! How do I get an album off my phone?

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:#marseysuicidesquidward:

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So theres less than 14k accounts

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That can’t :marseybee: right. I made at least 20k to ddos the site last month.

:#marseythinkorino:

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PoC accounts get removed automatically :chudsey:

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oh i didnt know about equipping multiple and they cycle. that’s cool

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I'm not allowed to wear hats :marseydepressed:

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When cringe vamp award expire xueen?

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November 20th

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Get blood sucked!

:marseyvampire::!marseybloodpuddle:

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DOES THIS FOLLOW THE FRICKINT TEMPLATE

Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster

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it does!

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Is the Hallowgrinch award not working? :marseysad:

nvm i'm stupid

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You'll have to ask @geese_suck about that

I just assume everything we ever do ever for rDrama won't work right away so I wait for people to report the bugs with them before I use whatever feature it is :doughboy:

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he just added a toggle for it i'm stupid :marseybrainlet:

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it should

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i just saw the toggle, thanks king i can browse on the phone now

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:marseyunabomber:

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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Thank you :#marseycarphug:

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:marseydownvote:

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I would leave the box unopened and send it to ted_simp :marseythumbsup:

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I'll have a 2nd bugchasing party just for you @CREEPathianHORRORist

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:marseycapy:: get too work, carp, we need those hats made pronto

Trans lives matter

:#trumpjaktalking:

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This is so addictive it should be illegal :marseymerchant::marseymerchant::marseymerchant::marseymerchant:

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You just wanted your hat to be first when sorting by owners, didn't you?

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I actually didn't intend for it to be visible in the shop at all lol

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This is good, but sneed hat is better

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How did you create the spotlike effect on the post? I'm curious papi<3

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It’s the flashlight award! Homoween seasonal item

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Darnnnn that sick<3 Thank you uwu.

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who zombied meee?? fricking BIPOCs

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I just used my last vaccine on @August :marseydisintegrate:

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I NEED TO MY VAX RIGHT NOW. MY GRANNY IS GONNA DIE OTHERWISE

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NOOOO I LOST A BADGE @CREEPathianHORRORist !! FUG MY GrANNY I WANT A BADGE

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ITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYEITS IN MY EYE. HELLLLPPPPPP

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Thanks carp

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Thx bb :marseyblowkiss:

Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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Refund please

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Neat!

:#marseybow:

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This is the spookiest thing I’ve ever read

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Step 1 i stick my peepee in the box

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Carp can you vaccinate me please 🥺

:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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only having one homoween marsey message is the laziest shit i've ever seen

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