Announcing the rDrama moderator open interviews!

I find the answers presented restrictive. Thus, I will use this comment box as a free response query.

Are you a homosexual?

I am exclusively sexually attracted to MasterLawlz.

A user has posted a 5000-character thread about a dramatic occurrence, but he refers to one of the female belligerents as attractive. What do you do?

Chud the user for straggotry. Then set up a fake OnlyFans using the female belligerent's identity but all of the paywalled images are goatse. I then make a pinned comment claiming to have found the belligerent's OnlyFans and watch as for the first time in my life, I didn't do it for free.

Someone from Sharty is spamming CSAM material! Oh no!

I admin-link the Sharty poster's account as an alt of a fellow moderator of higher admin rank I dislike. I then give Alt-Seeing Eye to one of my Groomercord cronies and have them make a thread "exposing" the moderator of being a libertarian, then watch as they are removed and I am promoted to replace them.

There is a trending thread that offends your sensibilities, and the rules imported from Reddit.com say that you're allowed to do whatever you want because you were also a Reddit.com user

Make a passive-aggressive comment about how I'm disappointed in the conduct of my community and how this can serve as a "learning experience" for future users, lock the thread, then permachud the user and DM them videos I find on WPD.

Aevann has explained to you why a thread was deleted. You...

Take advantage of the chance for free dramacoin and repost it, passing it off as my own original thread. If anyone calls me out for reposting, I shadowban them.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you miss Reddit?

I miss Ruqqus more tbh

Homebrew DDOS Mitigation features have been toggled on in the admin panel to counter an ongoing attack on the site. You...

Fight them like a man! Disable DDOS mitigation, and make a pinned thread declaring that anyone who has an issue with MY website can take it up with ME, then use my superior intellect to crush any fools who attempt to argue with or insult me. After slaying all of my site's foes, I announce a contest for users to compose a "Horatius at the Bridge" style ballad in my honor. After I acquire a sufficiently glorious poem, I make it a Snappy quote and delete the contest thread, never paying out any of the promised rewards.

Which of the following will you permanently ban people for?

I do not permanently ban people for actions, but for personalities. If someone strikes me as the type to not ban evade, I will permanently ban them for being a girl peepee moplicker. If someone who strikes me as the type to use alts to evade bans, I will wait for them to get into a serious argument and then permanently ban them for their opinion, whether or not I agree with it. Once they make an alt, I will wait for them to get into yet another serious argument, and ban them again. While this process is repeating, I will spread rumors using alts and Groomercord cronies that I am actually a secret alt of a non-moderator poweruser I dislike. I will never directly interact with or speak with my target outside of banning them; this will push them to bother me on my "main." The unsuspecting poweruser will most likely respond to their seething, and the two of them will quickly grow to hate each other. I will then watch and wait for one of them to doxx the other and drive them off the site.

Of the following, which is the BEST idea for a new badge?

A unique badge, given out once-ever for a contest that I have secretly rigged in my favor.