Unfunny low-effort Onion (also unfunny) knockoff and I’m sick of having to clean up (for free!) rightoids posting threads that are just Bee links.
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This website has gone full Reddit now?
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DRAMA???????????
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That's godofdaekness. Best to ban him instead
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The problem is that he does occasionally post proper drama, he just also posts random fricking news articles with zero drama whatsoever, too. It's a weird mix.
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I'm still not convinced that he's not PK.
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The Prince? You think the Prince would spam bee articles?
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Lmao most people probably don't remember, but there were rumors.
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That’s my bit! Ban him!
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Thanks for not censoring user names so we know who’s a rightoid to bully.
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Enjoy:
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He seems like a massive cute twink
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When the big ban of 90% of r/drama users happened, this guy must've gotten like 100 accounts banned. Huge sperg.
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Goddarn! LOL
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Oof it’s so cliche.
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just ban the spammer instead of the links?
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Banning
@911roofer seems a bit excessive, but the 40 threads in 3 hours that were just links to news articles was tempting
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I was banned for a day and then hit with the agendaposters theme for a week. I still reflexively say Trans lives matter.
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Its easy to say when you really believe it! Trans lives matter!
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5 for now, I'll get the other 35 later for u carp
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Do you guys not have a tool that stops people from being able to post?
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https://theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/05/colin-powell-memorial-service-washington
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https://9news.com.au/world/russian-diplomat-found-dead-on-street-outside-berlin-embassy/5c54c7c3-de5b-4683-9bc3-2b24d1cdb664
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https://theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/05/nine-ethiopian-factions-to-form-alliance-against-government
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https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Media-Entertainment/SCMP-scrambles-to-quell-staff-fears-after-report-of-China-SOE-bid
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https://ladbible.com/news/news-scariest-man-on-the-planet-martyn-ford-set-to-fight-iranian-hulk-20211105
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I actually like Carp better than you, and I don’t like Carp.
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https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Drama?????
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Wow, you got marseyjam at the same frame in both SS.
That's kinda poggers, dude.
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You’re angry reeing proves it dramatic.
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Funny:
Not funny:
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That’s hardly fair, you are comparing one of the funniest characters from one of the funniest shows ever made, to an unusually unfunny Bee article. But m still glad you banned it, that shit was getting old!
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The Bee article was the one posted this morning that pushed me over the edge
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LOL
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Maybe you should stop mixing crystal meth and cocaine into your morning coffee. It might improve your mood slightly and you could afford to move into a bigger pond.
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Like a fish likes you understands comedy.
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Bullying carp is bipartisan.
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If that's your definition of comedy...
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I’m in favor of anything the admins have to do to keep this site from being taken over by unfunny rightoids like all the other reddit alternatives were
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If you're gonna be a rightoid, at least be funny. That's all I ask
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where were u the day rdrama died?
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I love you chiobu
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For real. An asian good at art. We have ourselves our very own unicorn.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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See I told you this would come in handy!
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whatever this is isn't loading but the shit you do is good so I'm assuming it's not r-slurred
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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might be the webp format, it's a freeze peach Marsey
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Ban chiobu
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never
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Weak admin
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Ban is far too harsh. Make a bardfin version of agendaposter theme for him.
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Chiobu isn't white. He gets a pass on the agendaposting.
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Literally this
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He truly is the worst mod except for Bardfinn.
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I strongly disagree. Don't make me go on a deleting spree to get rightoids to remember that I exist again
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very true tbh
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brb posting my backlog of realrawnews shitposts
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Liberals really hate the bee lmao. u/pizzashill has a whole rant about it
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The Bee isn’t funny. They have funny headlines sometimes, but the articles themselves are always short yet still agonizingly overdone, hamfisted drivel with less subtlety and nuance than a .win post, regardless of how promising the premise was.
“Funny headline + several humorless lines about person or topic I don’t like = satire” is not a winning formula.
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What kind of brainlet would read the articles? Not even
could be so stupid.
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You seem angry? Did a man and/or woman reject you or something? You’d think you’d be use to it by now. After all
, nobody loves the carp.
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Democrats more like dumbocraps
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Lmao you should write for the Bee
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Did you even respond to the right post. I know it’s hard to see with your little fish eyes.
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Abusing Carp is a bipartisan pasttime.
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It causes the establishment/libs to seethe and that’s good enough for most. This is literally the only reason I see any value in it. Used to like the onion for similar reasons before it got pozzed
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Yeah that's why you have a laugh at the headline and move on lmao
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Most of it is just boomer
larping as satire. If it weren't so obvious this shit lived rent free in theirs heads it'd be funny.
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good. this is a far left website, no chuds allowed
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I have to admit I enjoyed the Bee articles about xoomers just being happy and not gaf about politics. It pretty much described me and the xoomers on here to a T (huzzah!).
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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lmao it's funny to me because it's pretty much exactly the way xoomers think. We just don't care. And we get bitched at from boomers and zoomers who get mad at us not caring. Boomers call us the problem with society and we aren't patriots, and zoomers say that not caring is the same as being a nazi.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'll listen to a zoomer when they get less r-slurred haircuts.
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