added "simps for" and "hates"

I've upmarseyd Impassionata 25 times

Thank you based capy.

He’s booguspilled. What more can I say?

@Wizdumb337 waiting for your apology for your tantrum and baseless accusations!

Mfw it turns out I simp for my arch enemy @carpathianflorist 😑

Use strongly dislike instead of "hate"

I might start voting more often. I've never really been much for it unless it's very good or very bad.

TIL pizza just doesn't vote ever.

Thanks king. Definitely needed this. Who cares if phone images get uploaded sideways or people you block can read your tweets 🤣👍

Does this include donated dramacoin? If not will you be adding a list to see who donated to who in the future?

I simp for Snappy more than I simp for myself.

yeah i never vote on posts, how could you tell?

Should also list specific posts/comments upboated. Totally not gonna go through and remove upboats

Just checked all of my simps. None of them have me on their "simps for" list

Why do I do this to myself?

Well done

Fun fact: no company has ever been able to produce an AI which can consistently distinguish between monkeys and black people. Self-driving cars are here, so are universal voice translators, self-aiming guns, and pocket-computers which can recognize every single product in a live video. But distinguishing between monkeys and black people is as difficult as solving a millenium prize problem, teams of PHD computer scientists will be working on it for decades before they get a solution which works well enough to be media-outrage-proof.

When someone finally finds the solution, they won't be make headlines, but they'll be happy knowing they solved the AI problem of the century. They'll tell normies that they just fiddle around with facial recognition algorithms all day, but to people in the know, he'll be known as "Tom, the absolute genius who spent 26 years teaching google images how to tell blacks apart from apes".

Snapshots:

• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

I've been upmarseying every single post I see for months to help boost activity.

I've come to realize, I really don't vote much.

These features tickle my statistics-focused 'tism brain. Now I have to resist looking at everyone's profile. Thanks.

Now everyone can frick

I guess I need to step my hating game up.

I didn’t think I ever downmarseyd anybody but apparently I’ve downmarseyd a bunch of accounts that have never made a post

Well this is fun. It also reminds me how active some people are with voting but not necessarily posting/commenting. I don't think I'm anywhere near active enough when it comes to voting to show up on anyone's list as a simp or a hater, so I'm safe.

Just seen - nice job!

Now if you add the secret missing ingredient - a tab (or simple tickbox, or even a second column with a column sort feature in the header) to show comment-count adjusted versions, that'd open up whole swathes of seethe insight!

For example, from your "Hates" tab, you disliked Landlord_Messiah's comments the most with a 56 count. However, that may just because he comments/posts such a lot, that he's almost inevitably going to have the most dislikes (and for that matter, likes) from people in general. If you divide the 56 number by the total amount of comments that he has made, you'll get a more interesting, and in some sense more 'authentic' figure. For example if he's made 5000 posts/comments, that's 56/5000 = 0.0112 = 1.12%. Another example is you "simp for" good ol' Snappy the most with 1726 upmarseys. But he posts in like every thread, so... meh. Find out who you REALLY simp for the most by dividing that number by the total number of comments that Snappy has made, and obviously do this process for all users. Bubble Quick sort the lot and you will see a very different but enlightening chart!

The above calc applies to the "Simps for" and "Hates" categories. It's a slightly different approach for the Simps/Haters. Instead of dividing the number by the total amount of comments, you divide the Simps number for each user by the total amount up upmarseys that user has given to everyone in total (or total downmarseys for the Haters category). For example, carpathianflorist seems to like your posts/comments a lot! Cool huh? Except it may be that he merely hands out upmarseys to everyone in general like LLM spews out posts, thus relatively devaluing his upmarseys on your own content. Find out who is REALLY your biggest simp by dividing each number in that chart by the simp's total number of upmarseys handed out to ALL users across the site. (Or your biggest hater by dividing each number by their total number of downmarseys to all users across the site). So for further example, if carpathianflorist has given out 10,000 upmarseys to all users, then simply divide 1243 (which is his upmarseys to you) by 10,000 = 0.1243 = 12.43%.

NB: Unless you want a cool but somewhat complicated formula (which FWIW, I can supply ;) ), I recommend only including users with at least 20-50 comments (or 20-50 upmarseys/downmarseys for the Simps/Haters) made to the site for the above "adjusted" metrics. Otherwise, the charts will be bombarded with "one hit wonders" (e.g: people who made just 1-3 comments to the site, and were merely lucky enough to get upmarseyd by chance).

You should add a sugar daddy which shows who has sent an account dramacoin and how much.

Proud to be among Pizza’s top three haters

Neat