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Merryvann capy/bara world's largest rodent  3yr ago (rdrama.net) 1,113 thread views #25404

added pizzashill award (makes the recipient have to type more than 280 characters on every post/comment for 24hours, stacks and costs 1k)

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The idea was inspired by someone on groomercord suggesting the opposite. This, however, I thought would be unfunny and lame, and came up with what you see here instead.

RIP the twitter generation that cannot write anything more voluminous than an SMS/tweet :marseylaugh:

:marseyzoomer: :marseybluecheck: :marseyrope:

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Brevity is the sould of wit

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Now say that again using 280 characters.

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Concise and exact use of terminology in writing, speech, or any type of written communication is the incorporeal essence of living beings with a high intellectual capacity. Not only that, it is seen as the embodiment of intellectual or literary mastery itself, also known as "wit"

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Can you make it so they don’t end up typing “WORDS WORDS WORDS”

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Probably, but I can't think of an obvious way right now. Not to mention that I know absolutely nothing about coding and thus what is and isn't practical... :marseyshrug:

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Make every word into a string and check if it repeats more than like 3 or 4 times. Add an exception for all common words

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Write a Python script that compresses their comment. If the compression ratio exceeds 50%, they're cheating

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

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Would also need to block aosidfjosjdfosfsidjosdajiosjidsdifsdf type stuff too tho

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Python script to import text into Word, take a screenshot, and count how many red "underline squiggle" pixels are present

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

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Or hear me out.. we have a group of volunteers verify that they aren't cheating for $0/hr.

No, never mind. That's ridiculous.

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Rather depends on the compression mechanism used. And assuming you find one that works, you could just check what algo they use and use that instead of actually compressing.

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Okay, that seems insane even to me.

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Oh no, the website performance

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Sure if you add each word to a list and do a linear search like an absolute r-slur for each word every time. 🤭

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I’m not an advanced enough programmer but a hash map would be the best choice here right?

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Yeah, mentioned it in another comment.

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For small sentences? It would make no difference

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This. Split on whitespace, put it into a Counter (collections module), write some algo that accounts for length vs. repetition, Bob's your uncle.

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This is super easy lol. Add each word as a key to a hash map and then get key count of the hash map. You won't get duplicate keys, so the key count will represent the unique word count.
The harder part is to figure out how to prevent them from pasting shit like lorem ipsum.

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The harder part is to figure out how to prevent them from pasting shit like lorem ipsum.

Ban them once they do LOL

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gzip the comment and reject if the compression ratio is more than twice higher than for some sample text like lorem ipsum. Not only it's way more universal and resistant to smartasses than any of the other proposed hacks, it's also much easier to implement, just zlib.compress and compare.

If you can point me to where the check is currently located I can even do it myself and make a pull request.

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It's pretty easy to bypass this by just spamming the marsey button

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Sure, but we can and will respond to this with medieval janny abuse.

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Gotta love the unofficial rules enforced with an iron fist

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Yes

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Noted. Any other comments?

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What I'm saying is that I will personally respond to any attempt at circumventing the spirit of the glorious pizzashill award with truly unnecessary, excessive, cruel, and unusual amount of mop abuse. I would strongly advise against trying to spam snappypastas, lorem ipsum, Marseys (unless you're also Marsey-awarded), or anything else of that nature while the pizza award is in effect.

That's all, really :marseyshrug:

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I think if pizza award is gonna stay this cheap, you should go with the compression ratio check method someone else suggested.

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What's the message when they fail to do it? Does it have the phrase "dunked on" in it?

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Holy shit the market/pizza combo would be amazing.

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Not if @Aevann builds in some simple Regex patterns to detect spammed emojis... :)

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lmao I'm the pinnacle of zoomers on rdrama and I always write at least hundreds of characters.

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I'll have you know I've (unintentionally) written MULTIPLE snappy quotes spanning a multiple paragraphs each. :marseygasp: :marseyspecial:

Also since I need to add more characters, did you ever hear about that time I sent Carp a picture of my balls so I could ban gigavvacinator?

Well, anyways. Giga was saying a lot of shit about how much he despised pitbulls and many on the site were agreeing with him, and they kinda got a pitbull hate circlejerk going here. Since my dog is part pibble, and Im a massive sperg (I actually am one IRL, diagnosed by an MD and bullied for it by the kids in school) I got pissed about this. So pissed that I posted a picture of my actual dog on rdrama to semi-ironically make a point of #NotAllPibbles. This was a disaster and Giga ended up showing ppl how to kill my dog. I got fricking enraged. So I sperged out and wrote Carps name on my balls, sent pics, and got ban awards I wasted by banning Giga and multiple of his alts. The end.

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someone on groomercord

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doing the exact opppsite of something in the suggestion box

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Should rename it the pizzashill award

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done

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give someone longpost pizzashill award

they fill comments with random crap to meet quota

report them for spam

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Agreed I assume @Aevann (who is very smart and good at computer) has got a countermeasure for this

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What's to stop them from filling their comment with image links instead?

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Agenda poster + long poster awards =

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Wow, you must be a JP fan.

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You're about to get quite a lot of work.

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The grind never stops.

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Aw sweet, a schizo thread

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Change its name to pizza award

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done

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Can you make a Krayon (sister toucher) award where you have to do at least 1,000 chars and an Impassionista award that ups it to 2,000?

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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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You're on a roll today

:marseycapypat: :marseyking:

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:marseyblowkiss:

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It should check for repetition

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Best award ever.

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So say BIPOC 47 times?

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It's definitely funny when a user gets Marsey award and keeps popping up in threads, I assume this will be similar.

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Nice signature :marseypat:

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@X (formerly chiobu) obviously.

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Darn that's a wild one. I was thinking more Hobbesian war of all against all stuff funny, fun--yet no Silicon Valley types of last decades would have ever considered them.

Good thinking.

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Why is eating a cow better than fricking it? I honestly don't understand bloodmouth logic.

Frick a cow:

  1. It forgets it 10 minutes later, tops.

  2. It might even enjoy it.

  3. No harm is done unless you're like, super rough I guess? A bull peepee is 25 inches long, your sad little human peepee isn't going to disturb a heifer.

  4. In a vacuum, once the s*x is done, the cow can go on and live a full and complete life with the r*pe having 0 impact on it.

Kill a cow:

  1. It's dead.

  2. It's dead.

  3. It's dead.

  4. It's fricking dead

Snapshots:

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what's the character count when longpostbot kicks in?

Is this enforcing mockery?

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what's the character count when longpostbot kicks in?

1000

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@pizzashill what an honor!

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YEESSSSS! This is fricking awesome!

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You've activated my trap card. I am more than capable of writing 280 words. I've written 2000 word college essays late into the night. I realize that I inhabit the fine line of age between the millennial and zoomer groups, but I vie for a higher existence than perhaps many of my age peers. I want to finish my BS degree, get a job befitting of my ability, and continue my pursuit of building my personal wealth; all in the end pursuit of obtaining financial freedom (something that unfortunately many never achieve) and freeing my efforts that they may be put elsewhere. To aid in this pursuit is the very reason why I hone my vocabulary and writing skills by writing such paragraphs as this on the internet.

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Can we also make it so they can't post again unless they reply to every response they get in a thread?

Also give it to pizza permanently since it wont affect him anyway.

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:marseythumbsup:

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This award would kill me

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I want to buy a set of pruning shears that I can use on the low effort bilge, often pinkies, in my threads.

Like if you got a problem with something I said and say it plain, that's the whole point. But the performative non-reading of my topics is funny half the time. The other half you need a big downmarsey.

But only if I designate the thread so people can rise to better behavior. Or at least, play with the edges of the censor I would thus wield, which is still better than the same repetitive bilge which engulfed reddit.

I could also trim irony poisoned shit.

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Lmao this is absolute :marseybased:

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Lmao great idea

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I can’t wait to get this award

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That's hilarious

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Add a profile song maybe some anime intro or something

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do i get free ones to hoard?

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Aww but I just wasted my coin unstickying klevastergan

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This is going to be the most confusing award ever for anyone who's new and wants context lmao. It's also a bad idea because the rest of the community is going to suffer when they have to continuously scroll through Lorum Ipsum or whatever the awardee pastes in.

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suggestion: add sorting comments by words words words (comment length) in user profiles :marseylongpost:

so we can see their greatest spergouts :!marseycapy:

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